Originally Posted by
NamPikToot
You'll fondly remember Big Dave then, last time i saw him was when he sold the bar to matt the fukin muppet (work on seismic rigs in O&G) - Dave was properly fukin huge - a taxi was ordered to take him on to somewhere else, think about 9pm, anyway taxi pulled up Dave was helped into the back, and that was a task in itself and next there was an almighty boing noise,a creak and the whole back end of the taxi collapsed onto the wheel arches - he'd fuk'd the back suspension.
Big argument over paying for the damage, 10K was agreed and another taxi was ordered, argument still going on when it arrive, Dave was sat back in the bar by this time occupying two stools - the next taxi after speaking to the driver of the broken one fuk'd off and they had to order a sort of people carrier thing - last i saw of Dave bless im.