Thread: Brexit - It's Still On!

It seems that May has now run herself into the ground, the sclerotic geriatric has no more juice in that shrivelled up humanoid brain and all she can do now is to wait for Tuesday and her political death. Most of what passes for the sentient Tory cabinet have signalled that there is no way a deal-less Brexit will happen come what come may and that means the desiccated bitch is redundant.
We are to enter a new phase in the Brexit dementia, and no one really knows just how the patient will react.
Stupidest fuck up a country has ever inflicted on itself and no one on the planet can understand just why.
Truly, the British are now beginning to realise just how fucked up that vote was.

Well, thank you Gent. 9 hours in the making, just like the shit you had this morning.

Trashing Doris is no great achievement as everyone knows her deal is shit leaver and remoaner alike. Even supporters of a clean Brexit like me would vote remain over Doris deal, actually if that was the choice I wouldn't bother voting with the choice being remain or remain.

What on earth is a 'clean' Brexit?

You idiots truly are beyond help. You pick up these buzzwords from some half arsed propagandist too fucking dumb to comprehend the difference between rhetoric and doctrine and regurgitate them like some retarded oaf following a cult of the fucking deluded as if repetition gives your imbecility some sort of legitimacy.

Brexit is nothing more than a dried up a spunk stain dribbled from the shrivelled cock of the Tory tusker right wing that is dying. Fuck 'em, and fuck you for swallowing their shit.

Gent, is it true you used to be a civil servant?

I should have thought that was fucking obvious you gormless fatheaded twat.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I should have thought that was fucking obvious you gormless fatheaded twat.

Really, why? Most ones that i know don't come across like you. Now I think i have met you before in a bar in Nana, Jools actually.

Originally Posted by Troy

^ The UK...we've revisited that argument so many times...

Yellow jacket lady on Question Time doing the rounds at the moment. Totally trashed the Maybot and her government in a few well articulated sentences.

link?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Truly, the British are now beginning to realise just how fucked up that vote was.

let's hope not, don't want to question the wisdom behind Brexit

Also, do you realise there are moves afoot to examine re-stating Civil Service pensions, options include a sliding scale of capping; for those already in receipt of a pension the cap, if you would be affected will stop indexation until your pension deflates to within the cap. Most affected will be those receiving over £20K pa, I'm sure though that given the language you use in posts you could not possibly have reached a position where this would likely affect you - but its a strange world

Check it out from the Daily Mail - google is your friend. She is lawyer who also sat as a judge for 11 years who spoke out from the back of the audience and essentially repeated what I have been saying for two fucking years.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Really, why? Most ones that i know don't come across like you. Now I think i have met you before in a bar in Nana, Jools actually.

Used to be my local when lived in Bangkok 1999-2003. You have to remember SeekingAss wasn't just any old civil servant, he had the great honour of being in charge of car parks and cemeteries.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

link?

https://www.express.co.uk/videos/572...-sorry-for-May

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Used to be my local when lived in Bangkok 1999-2003. You have to remember SeekingAss wasn't just any old civil servant, he had the great honour of being in charge of car parks and cemeteries.

You'll fondly remember Big Dave then, last time i saw him was when he sold the bar to matt the fukin muppet (work on seismic rigs in O&G) - Dave was properly fukin huge - a taxi was ordered to take him on to somewhere else, think about 9pm, anyway taxi pulled up Dave was helped into the back, and that was a task in itself and next there was an almighty boing noise,a creak and the whole back end of the taxi collapsed onto the wheel arches - he'd fuk'd the back suspension.

Big argument over paying for the damage, 10K was agreed and another taxi was ordered, argument still going on when it arrive, Dave was sat back in the bar by this time occupying two stools - the next taxi after speaking to the driver of the broken one fuk'd off and they had to order a sort of people carrier thing - last i saw of Dave bless im.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

You'll fondly remember Big Dave then, last time i saw him was when he sold the bar to matt the fukin muppet (work on seismic rigs in O&G) - Dave was properly fukin huge - a taxi was ordered to take him on to somewhere else, think about 9pm, anyway taxi pulled up Dave was helped into the back, and that was a task in itself and next there was an almighty boing noise,a creak and the whole back end of the taxi collapsed onto the wheel arches - he'd fuk'd the back suspension.

Big argument over paying for the damage, 10K was agreed and another taxi was ordered, argument still going on when it arrive, Dave was sat back in the bar by this time occupying two stools - the next taxi after speaking to the driver of the broken one fuk'd off and they had to order a sort of people carrier thing - last i saw of Dave bless im.

dodgy chav alert !!!

Originally Posted by foobar

https://www.express.co.uk/videos/572...-sorry-for-May

awesome, and so brutally honest

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

dodgy chav alert !!!

fukin A, the place was full of us

EDIT

but mum in the tiny kitchen used to make stormin potato croquettes, keep your frittes

Big Dave who used to weigh 500kg is a stick insect now probably not even 75kg living in the arse end of Wales. He got arse raped by his Thai misses and lost the lot. She fucked him over big time as they had a few kids. But going back to 1999-2003 He always used to be digging at me having a 'misses' saying she would fleece me while he was shagging ladyboys, bargirls or anything that would take his weight and telling all and sundry the joys of his single life and how he would never have a relationship then he ends up getting royally fucked. And I'm talking a few million sterling here. Reminds me must send him my yearly email.

can you 2 chavettes discuss your homosexual sex life with Big Dave in another thread? thank you

This is the Brexit thread, where chavs can vent their ill informed opinions

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

My homosexual sex life with Big Dave in another thread?

Christ Buttfly, its like a reunion, never was a party to the ladyboy/batty side of things but did Dave steam roll you?

here we go, next weeks is going to be awesome !!!

Delay Brexit if deal is rejected, Dominic Grieve tells Theresa May
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-46840589

Conservative rebel Dominic Grieve has urged the prime minister to delay Brexit if her EU withdrawal deal is rejected by MPs next week.

Mr Grieve, who backs calls for another referendum, said she could remove the 29 March date from UK legislation and ask the EU for more time.

Cabinet ministers who oppose leaving the EU without a deal had a "duty to resign" if she refused to do so.

Ministers warn the UK faces Brexit "paralysis" if the deal is rejected.

And the prime minister's spokesman said on Friday that the government wouldn't extend Article 50, the legal mechanism taking Britain out of the EU on 29 March.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Christ Buttfly, its like a reunion, never was a party to the ladyboy/batty side of things but did Dave steam roll you?

you say, but I have a feeling you were either watching or participating in some capacity. After all, you are British, homosexuality is perfectly normal, as it should be

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you say, but I have a feeling you were either watching or participating in some capacity.

Yeah, i pad Dave's profits so he could ream your Arse for a price.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

awesome, and so brutally honest

Back on the laptop, worth watching again: