Come quick Remainiacs!

There's a giant hummingbird about to eat your hat and cloak!
I keep hearing the gullible mantra from the innies "It's better to stay in and reform."
Listen you nincompoops! The minute JP Juncker the chief Euro funker has it confirmed that you have sold the rest of us down the river he'll be having none of that jazz!
You'll be the prize cash cow in the euro herd and they'll be milking you until the only thing coming out of your over pulled udders is steam.
So go on, listen to the advice of top economists like David Schmeckham, Bob the off shore tax pirate Geldof and Eddie the pink bereted Guevara Izzard and confine us to the good ol' US of E forever.
I'll be off with what little wealth I've managed to amass at the first opportunity (about 50 or 60 years hopefully) The government can buy my house at a premium price for the nice Turkish family.
EDIT: When I say family, I mean 5 blokes between the age of 20 and 40 working for cash in hand.