Thread: Quick Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

My colleague can no longer attend next week’s Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”

Originally Posted by david44

“Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.”

Hitler didn't write shite, as you well know.

Was penned by Hess.

Not even the title, could Hitler master: Viereinhalb Jahre des Kampfes gegen Lüge, Dummheit und Feigheit


His publisher changed it to the more sexy title: Sein Krampf

02-01-2024 09:31 PM
DrWilly

Thread: (Quick Jokes)Quick Jokes
Good info, why are you a fuckwit



Because, Willy......Both Hitler and Trump used a .....ghostwriter, which makes it a poor joke without meaning.

:whoooosh:

Originally Posted by helge

Hitler didn't write shite

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled

Rooting duo multivieeendonlemeinguterandiscandifreind veggies kan mach vouSWEDIH

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go

Spoiler alert don't use on partner holding garden hoe

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

:whoooosh:

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.

Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

Thurman Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In piss.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.

Dedicated to GrillmeisterTopper

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.