People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.


My wife is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".


Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.


Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.


I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.