The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[Luigi]

Spuds in oven at 40 f for 45 mins.

Do they come out nearly frozen?

[Looper]

Not on brocolli it doesnt, shifter

OK broccoli may be pushing it a bit

[Dillinger]

Pretty damn good I must say.

Put the other spud in the fridge for the morrow.

Any topping suggestions?

[Jack meoff]

Any topping suggestions?

Beetroot.

[NamPikToot]

Any topping suggestions?

Come on Dill, Crispy Bacon & Cheese - got to be.

Also Lulu's 36 hour Chilli

[Dillinger]

^^ beetroots with cheese?
^

[Neverna]

^^^^ Gay plate alert.

If you have to turn the plate upside down to hide the gay pattern, the least you can do is give a hint of a checked shirt in the photo.


(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

[NamPikToot]

Deep Fried Steak

You've got the Cream Cheese with Garlic & Herbs, slice up some mushrooms, fry them in some butter til soft and then add the Cream cheese; stick it on your Spud or make pasta with it.

[Dillinger]

Thats not upside down. Its one of those tricks of the mind. That can happen sometimes when they are made from China and not paper Nev

[Neverna]

I think mine are made of recycled paper.

New melanine plates are on order for later on this week.

[Dillinger]

^ Lazada?

[Neverna]

^ Tesco's have them at 90 baht each. Can Lazada do a better deal that that?

[Jack meoff]

5 star breaky in 5 minutes

Reduced to £1 in Tesco, worth it for the 2 giant sausages alone




Fry a hash brown & egg



Add Daddies sauce.



Vola.

Full monty £1
Egg (free range) 20p
Hash brown 10p
Total £1.30 (55 Bahtski)

[Dillinger]

^ you should set up a Retox

[Switch]

5 star breaky in 5 minutes

Reduced to £1 in Tesco, worth it for the 2 giant sausages alone




Fry a hash brown & egg



Add Daddies sauce.



Vola.

Full monty £1
Egg (free range) 20p
Hash brown 10p
Total £1.30 (55 Bahtski)

Very very blokesy. Have you tried the version available in Thailand?

Sausage and beans with no sausages?

[SKkin]

Breakfast in a can...or tin.

Here's some real beans...

[Cujo]

Breakfast in a can...or tin.

Here's some real beans...

Processed canned beans.
'real' doesn't come from a can.
Americans, what ya gonna do eh.

[SKkin]

^^If I tried that, I'd have ashes and hot coals down inside the bean pot.

^ True...but he did dress those processed beans up real nice.

Speaking of American beans...

When most of the world uses the small navy beans, Ayam Brand™ selects only the top variety of big beans; the great northen beans. Imported directly from USA, Ayam Brand™ sources only the best grade.

Baked Beans

[Luigi]

Ayam

*stiffy*

[beerlaodrinker]

Processed canned beans.
'real' doesn't come from a can.
Americans, what ya gonna do eh.

I thought they invented baked beans? Cowboy tucker.

[Looper]

I have atoned for my bloke broccoli sins with a 100% meat BBQ.

Prepping the charcoal from sticks.



Miss Mindanao brought the box of 24 hour marinaded pork and chicken so it was really her who atoned for my sins.



Marinaded in soy sauce, garlic, honey and lemon.



And burnt to a crisp at the edges.



There was enough left over for her to make me breakfast next day with some crispy left overs in a butty with a fried egg on top (and some iceberg lettuce for some reason which I did not enquire upon).

[NamPikToot]

I see the poor lady is unable to adopt a normal posture,, she's in the same position she was in last night only a different axis. Did you lift her outta bed and place her in front of the BBQ ya sadistic bastard, just to cook for you. Red sent.

[David48atTD]

^^ I'm hearing wedding bells and the pitter patter of little feet

BTW ... I'm available for Best Man duties

[Jack meoff]

^Yea



No


Hold on
Is that one of Dills Cambodian dwarf babes you've borrowed?

[Luigi]

Marinaded in soy sauce, garlic, honey and lemon.

And burnt to a crisp at the edges.

There was enough left over for her to make me breakfast next day with some crispy left overs in a butty with a fried egg on top (and some iceberg lettuce for some reason which I did not enquire upon).

Quality



Definitely the good life.