The Blokes' Cookery Thread

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Had some tonight for dinner. After 5 days in the fridge ... no worries

Tasted better fresh, but respectfull enough if microwaved and reserved 5 days later.

Wacked the balance of it in the freezer, will report if freezes and reheats OK.

You should leave it in a pot on the stove, covered of course. Add stuff too it. More chicken, stock, veggies, wine, beer, curry powder.
In about 7 days you will have a stunning well matured curry. It works on a sailboat while passage making and the watches don’t have time to fanny around with cordon bleu.

[Chittychangchang]

Outstanding effort David, would have been good enough for a thread in it's own right.

A few more from Chez Chitty...

Dirty burger and chips


Chitty Tikka Massala with the leaning tower of pompadoms..


Jacket potato, steak n salad...


Stew..


The dogs dinner...


Tom Yum Yum..

[Looper]

Tom Yum Yum

Noodle soup.

Been eating this 3 tmes a week for 20 years.

If I live another 50 years as I plan to do then I will put my longevity down to these supercharge chilli noodles in my interview with the local paper.

Various pastes and sauces. The TY paste on the left has more flavour but the one on the right has more chilli power so I use both.



2 chillies halved and some chicken stock (and freshly laundered boxers as a backdrop)



Onions, garlic, ginger



Noodles..... of course




boil up all the ingredients until the noodles turn soft then chuck in the capsicum last



Et viola!



Sorry I had eaten half of them before I remembered to take the photo.

[Looper]

^Very large doghouse chitty.

A veritable canine mansion towers!

Is it split level open plan when the barn doors are swung open with vaulted arched staircase with separate living, dining and sleeping areas?

[Maanaam]

Very large doghouse chitty.

Might be his mushroom cavern.

[Chittychangchang]

^Very large doghouse chitty.

A veritable canine mansion towers!

Is it split level open plan when the barn doors are swung open with vaulted arched staircase with separate living, dining and sleeping areas?

In the past it has housed a cheeky rabbit, four chickens that turned out to be cockerals and were sadly despatched to the curry pot.
The dog is not keen even though the Thai beach house replica has all mod cons ie: mattress, fan and piss bottle. He prefers the sofa with the TV and his favourite programme Paw Patrol.
Spoilt he is, any self respecting Isaan farmer would give his hind betal stained teeth for such a palatial abode.

Only cost about £300 and 4 weeks construction. ...
Tis the sort of shed Ant dreams off

[Maanaam]

Flavour sachets, Lite coconut milk and sweet Thai basil

Thanks for the accompanying pic. I wouldn't have know what you were talking about otherwise.

(Just finding a way to boost your thread post count Loopy)

[Looper]

Just finding a way to boost your thread post count Loopy

nearly there

[Maanaam]

Noodles..... of course

So that's what they look like.

^Getting there.

[Looper]

^I could have resorted to the cheap trick of posting each photo in a different post with a cliff hanger delay for the final steamy hot noodle shot but that kind of lame century chasing tactic is beneath me.

[Maanaam]

^ I see.


100.

[Jack meoff]

[Chittychangchang]

Nice bit of bloke pinging going on Jacko.

No blokey Pot Noodles and baby beats today?

[Jack meoff]

You tried these yet Chitty?

Deefookinlish

[Chittychangchang]

Now that looks like serious bloke food.

Might try and make some from scratch

[Dillinger]

[Jack meoff]

^Tagliatelle ?

mmmmmmmm Club biscuit.

[Neverna]

The Orange Club for dessert is a nice touch, Dill.

Reminds me of my youth.

[Chittychangchang]

Half defrosted onion baghis, sausage roll and a club.
Respect

[Dillinger]

^ trust you to know what they were

[Headworx]

^Fucken Chavs 'aye

But I'll ask you if you've tried these before, I have a strong suspicion you bought that Sausage Roll from the same place:


Had them in the freezer for about a month, too scared to try them in case they don't measure up to the real-deal we get overseas...

[Dillinger]

Whoa... never saw those here before

How were they?

Where do I get some

And

Do you nibble a bell end off the end of it and show it the wife? Can't be just me?

[Jack meoff]

Saveloys in Thailand, well I never.

Great with chips and beets HW

[NamPikToot]

Who the uck eats those things, apart for Northern Monkeys obviously...

[Headworx]

Where do I get some

PM sent

Saveloys in Thailand, well I never.

There was a mob out of Bangkok making them a long time ago, they were terrible. I don't know if these are any better yet....

Who the uck eats those things, apart for Northern Monkeys obviously...

They aren't something I'd eat often, but they were an occasional breakfast as a kid (simmered) or battered and served on a stick with lashings of tomatoe sauce at carnivals. Beautiful