Daily Moan

[armstrong]

I've got a rash on my arm on the first day of my holiday

[BLD]

Nice one Lorathio Loops!

BTW I've sorted a last will and testament out in the last month leaving everything to my three children.

Just need to sort a reliable executor out now, that's the tricky part.

Fvcking morbid subject!

But a necessary evil if you actually give a fvvk.

It is a bit morbid. There's a copy of mine in the drawer where the documents go and my bro has a copy and in my demise hopefully he will help her with the nitty gritty, bank accounts, superannuation, bills, the piss up etc. I think it was pag said he has a checklist of what they should do , sounds like a good idea. I was also thinking of prepaying for my cremation to make things 1 bit less of a hassle

[Edmond]

I've got a rash on my arm on the first day of my holiday

Been there.


What did you tell the wife?

[BLD]

It's his arm
Not his knob. No need to tell her anything,

[Mendip]

My arms must be one of the few parts of my body that have remained rash-free, over the years.

[Edmond]

It's his arm
Not his knob.

Man is your sex boring.

[armstrong]

Been there.


What did you tell the wife?

Nothing. Just going to wear long sleeves for the rest of my life.

[Stumpy]

Nothing. Just going to wear long sleeves for the rest of my life.

Any idea what caused it?

[armstrong]

And LOL willy taking the time to send me a link to an std website. Straight from his favourites by the looks of it.

[Mendip]

^^^ You don't have to do that, mate.

Just get some Marigolds for covert operations.

[armstrong]

Any idea what caused it?

I felt it start on Friday afternoon when I sat down for a meeting so I assume a bite or something on the chair.

[Mendip]

or something on the chair.

That old chestnut...

Dangerous things, those chairs!

[cyrille]

Message is clear.

Stay away from meetings, especially on a Friday afternoon.

[armstrong]

Message is clear.

Stay away from meetings, especially on a Friday afternoon.

The day before half term as well. I knew I shouldn't have gone.

Anyway its stopped itching and Wales are now running out.

[helge]

good ones are under $300.

Here it's way under. 150 maybe

And then a very nice "close easy" seat for around 80.


Ask BLD if he has surplus toilet paper stocked

[Backspin]

Wrong.

German toilets are the wurst.

5555 When me and my friends did our euro tour, we noticed this right away. My one buddy went to the toilet. He's like " it just sits there like dog shit." I guess you don't have to worry about splashing.

[BLD]

Here it's way under. 150 maybe

And then a very nice "close easy" seat for around 80.


Ask BLD if he has surplus toilet paper stocked

I've got no idea what your on about helge. But FYI I have a bum gun






. Probably I'm the only coonty in Perth with one. No need to buy much toilet paper. And d blurter is pristine. Oh yes. Ole bld is way ahead of the game.mi can understand that daft French canuck needing lots of it though

[BLD]

5555 When me and my friends did our euro tour, we noticed this right away. My one buddy went to the toilet. He's like " it just sits there like dog shit." I guess you don't have to worry about splashing.

Do you and your mates do glass topped coffee tables to? You guys are on meth

[helge]

I've got no idea what your on about helge. But FYI I have a bum gun

Backspin is going to buy new toilets.

You mentioned, in another thread, the aussie hoarding of toilet paper, in the beginning of the Covid Farce.


A failed joke was all it was.

[BLD]

Oh I get it now. But fuck Backspin he wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground anyway

[hallelujah]

5555 When me and my friends did our euro tour, we noticed this right away. My one buddy went to the toilet. He's like " it just sits there like dog shit." I guess you don't have to worry about splashing.

The worst thing about German toilets is the UV lights to stop the smack heads injecting.

Or maybe it's just the type of bars I frequent.

[Ghost61]

Right, Left or Short?

[BLD]

The worst thing about German toilets is the UV lights to stop the smack heads injecting.

Or maybe it's just the type of bars I frequent.

Way to.much info

[hallelujah]

Way to.much info

You ever been to Germany?

Frankfurt used to be horrendous. Coming out of the hauptbahnof and people shooting up on the street.

Go in a boozer near a station or in the red light and you'll see that a lot of em have UV lights for this reason. Lots of other places in Europe do the same too.

[BLD]

You ever been to Germany?

Frankfurt used to be horrendous. Coming out of the hauptbahnof and people shooting up on the street.

Go in a boozer near a station or in the red light and you'll see that a lot of em have UV lights for this reason. Lots of other places in Europe do the same too.

No I haven't. But doesn't surprise me