Daily Moan

[Ravers98]

Visiting with my Grandma and Grandpa

[malmomike77]

^ Jonna, you'll have to excuse all the grumpiness on here, you've landed on a forum full of peri-menopausal old men who's dentures don't fit right and who's younger partners are too energetic for them

[helge]

She has been here since 2010, Inspector

Up it a bit, please

[malmomike77]

^ when was the last time a fly landed on you?

[Ravers98]

Jonna

Hi malmoMike, I have to tell you I did not make this video, and my name is not Jonna.

I was sitting last night on my Grandparents back porch with a mug of Glühwein and I thought to share this beautiful spectacle with you all.

Hi helge, I did not come to this site until 2016, the original account is my sisters husband and I inherited his computer with all his sites and passwords, it was awkward.

[helge]

Hi helge, I did not come to this site until 2016, the original account is my sisters husband and I inherited his computer with all his sites and passwords, it was awkward.

Ok

Asked your grandparents about Bandy yet ?

"Jag säger inget, så har jag ingenting sagt"

^
Wise words for this forum

[Ravers98]

Asked your grandparents about Bandy yet ?

Do not need to, going to watch my Aunts husband play at the weekend.

Wise words for this forum

I am wise for my years.

[malmomike77]

it was awkward.

sorry to hear that, anyway welcome younger sister of Ravers98s good lady, if i have that right

[Ravers98]

sorry to hear that

I was young, 16 years and very naive. My sister sat me down and sorted me out.

[Ravers98]

anyway welcome younger sister of Ravers98

Thank you, curious what is your connection to Malmo?

[Reg Dingle]

^ It's short for male homo

[malmomike77]

^ It's short for male homo

Don't confused the girl, not everyone's life revolves around the alimentary canal and environs. Mini 98, Dill spends time on here trying to associate posters with his past career as an anal probe, he's not had many takers.

[malmomike77]

Thank you, curious what is your connection to Malmo?

Saab Kockums actually, some years ago.

[Reg Dingle]

Saab Kockums

The closest Mike came to a Saab Kock was in Joe's convertible up a Beacon Hills dogging spot

[Pragmatic]

My moan is about 90 day online reporting. I've done online reporting a number of times so I'm not a newbie. 3months ago I was denied reporting online because, allegedly, the thing was down. Okay I accepted that excuse and moved on. The other week I submitted my last report all within the time frame for being correct. After 3 months you'd expect them to sort out any faults in the system, but no. I was rejected again.
Off me and the wife went to Buriram IO to do it in person. An hour run each way. I did the report within 10 minutes and I got my wife to ask why my online report was rejected. Smug fcuking IO officer declared I hadn't submitted the report within the defined time frame and I should go and read the reporting rules before reporting next time. FFS I've been doing 90 day reporting for 18 fcuking years. I fucking hate immigration officers.

[cyrille]

I'm not a newbie.

After 3 months you'd expect them to sort out any faults in the system.

Something here does not compute.

[misskit]

My moan is about 90 day online reporting. I've done online reporting a number of times so I'm not a newbie. 3months ago I was denied reporting online because, allegedly, the thing was down. Okay I accepted that excuse and moved on. The other week I submitted my last report all within the time frame for being correct. After 3 months you'd expect them to sort out any faults in the system, but no. I was rejected again.
Off me and the wife went to Buriram IO to do it in person. An hour run each way. I did the report within 10 minutes and I got my wife to ask why my online report was rejected. Smug fcuking IO officer declared I hadn't submitted the report within the defined time frame and I should go and read the reporting rules before reporting next time. FFS I've been doing 90 day reporting for 18 fcuking years. I fucking hate immigration officers.

I have been rejected everytime I have done online reporting for the last year and a half. I have had to go into Chiang Mai Immigration to do it in person. Takes seconds but WTF?

[cyrille]

I tried online a few years ago without success.

Now in my third year of doing it in person.

I'm certain that if I asked for a reason it would all be my fault.

It's the way it is.

[Happy As Larry]

I too have to do my 90 day in person - 90 minutes round trip but the wife and I use it for a bit of shopping and a meal out in the 'big' city.

I did try online when it was first introduced but even with IO assistance it just didn't work for me.
I was also informed that the issue could have been that I hadn't left Thailand for quite a number of years and therefore was not in the 90 day system.
That makes even less sense to me now than when I was first informed and it also is not the reason why the posters above are unable to use the online system with success.

Ah well it is all part of the charm of Thailand

[Joe 90]

The closest Mike came to a Saab Kock was in Joe's convertible up a Beacon Hills dogging spot

Mike was too busy with his Welly boots and the local population to get involved in my nocturnal, nefarious nonsense

[Joe 90]

So I splashed out and bought what I thought was the perfect Xmas tree.

A fibre optic psychedelic beauty that fits perfectly in the corner of the lounge.


Oh no, that wrong. We need a real one was the cry from the minions.
So I put the fibre optic on in the hallway and proceeded to buy a 7ft Nordic pine tree.
It's been sat in the corner waiting to be decorated all weekend to no avail.

I fear I might have to do the necessary as no one seems to be bothered, akin to getting a dog walking it and picking its shit up.
It's a game of poker..

Rant over.

[cyrille]

What sort of forkin idiot gets a real Christmas tree over three weeks before Christmas?

It’ll be almost as bald as you by the 25th

[Troy]

^ I thought it was tradition to decorate the Christmas tree on Advent Sunday, i.e. today.

[nidhogg]

Why the fuck does my missus dilute washing up liquid (for doing the dishes) down the point of uselessness. Every time she goes away (this time for a death in the family) the first thing I have to do is go and buy some effing washing up liquid.

[helge]

I thought it was tradition to decorate the Christmas tree on Advent Sunday, i.e. today.

Not a good idea if you'll buy the cheaper tree like a Norway Spruce.

Other more expensive trees, will keep from now till newyear.

Including the american plastic version

Bit early for us to start now, cause the cats will strip it for decorations in a day (great show)