Daily Moan

[Bettyboo]

^ you should go to Korea and experience an "umbrella day"... Everyone in their own bubble, staring blankly at their mobile as they run old ladies into the road (having said that the ajimas are the worst, so no loss there...) - I could research Dilly Dingle's list to see some ways of getting rid of the umbrella mob; I hate them.



J90: London, the greatest city in the World, my hometown... Have a great time. But: avoid the Eastend, and where East is dangerous and terrible. South of the river (if you make it through the bridge trolls) is a nasty place where you'll be stabbed by 14 year old girls and other monstrous things (not people), and West London is full of wankers... Get yourself up the North part.

Only a small moan today: there's some heater/plumber/something bloke around already at 8am, so that's slightly disrupting my morning cup of teas and breakfast and dump. I've just settled into a nice system, and now I'm being disrupted - it feels disrespectful.

[Switch]

^ you should go to Korea and experience an "umbrella day"... Everyone in their own bubble, staring blankly at their mobile as they run old ladies into the road (having said that the ajimas are the worst, so no loss there...) - I could research Dilly Dingle's list to see some ways of getting rid of the umbrella mob; I hate them.



J90: London, the greatest city in the World, my hometown... Have a great time. But: avoid the Eastend, and where East is dangerous and terrible. South of the river (if you make it through the bridge trolls) is a nasty place where you'll be stabbed by 14 year old girls and other monstrous things (not people), and West London is full of wankers... Get yourself up the North part.

Only a small moan today: there's some heater/plumber/something bloke around already at 8am, so that's slightly disrupting my morning cup of teas and breakfast and dump. I've just settled into a nice system, and now I'm being disrupted - it feels disrespectful.

London, hahahaha. It’s a bit shit really innit? Full of bleeding forfinners and socialists! Always complaining’abart summat.

[armstrong]

Got no milk and it's raining

[Backspin]

^ you should go to Korea and experience an "umbrella day"... Everyone in their own bubble, staring blankly at their mobile as they run old ladies into the road (having said that the ajimas are the worst, so no loss there...) - I could research Dilly Dingle's list to see some ways of getting rid of the umbrella mob; I hate them.



J90: London, the greatest city in the World, my hometown... Have a great time. But: avoid the Eastend, and where East is dangerous and terrible. South of the river (if you make it through the bridge trolls) is a nasty place where you'll be stabbed by 14 year old girls and other monstrous things (not people), and West London is full of wankers... Get yourself up the North part.

Only a small moan today: there's some heater/plumber/something bloke around already at 8am, so that's slightly disrupting my morning cup of teas and breakfast and dump. I've just settled into a nice system, and now I'm being disrupted - it feels disrespectful.

The plumbing isnt going to fix itself.

[Bettyboo]

^ very true; especially after I've abused it in the last few days...

[Mendip]

^ This is why you should use a sock. It doesn't get anywhere near the plumbing then.

[DrWilly]

^ This is why you should use a sock. It doesn't get anywhere near the plumbing then.

oh my. You shit in your socks?

[Stumpy]

^ thought the same thing. DW...

Mendy, you drop a load in your socks?

[DrWilly]

And what happens if he lays a cable that's too long? Does he pinch it off half way through and grab another sock to full? Or has he stolen a load of K-pop singers thigh high socks and fill them each dump?

[Stumpy]

Its a weird thought DW...all of it....

But it is Mendy and at this juncture nothing he does surprises me anymore, especially if means saving a buck. I mean he clinches his ass so hard saving money, he squeaks when he walks.

[cyrille]

You could get somewhere for £20 back then.

[hallelujah]

And what happens if he lays a cable that's too long? Does he pinch it off half way through and grab another sock to full? Or has he stolen a load of K-pop singers thigh high socks and fill them each dump?

You've given this one just a little too much thought.

[Bettyboo]

I'm tempted to add the 1000th picture of my favourite k-pop star, A-Yeon...

The problem being, it's not a moan.

[Stumpy]

^^^^^



Every time I watch this comedy clip I think of those Asian women dressed up with cutsey bunny rabbit ears. Whatever floats a guys boat I suppose.... The last part is the best.

[helge]

You've given this one just a little too much thought.

If he never masturbated, I guess philosophizing might be the next best hobby.

[DrWilly]

I'm tempted to add the 1000th picture of my favourite k-pop star, A-Yeon...

The problem being, it's not a moan.

That's not a problem.

[helge]

That's not a problem.

Nope

She is a potential moaner

[Backspin]

Lower back is hurting a bit. Ever have it where your lumbar vertebrae hurts and it feels like it's your balls ? It feels like I have sore balls but it's my back

[malmomike77]

Well that is gonna pique Ant and the Kraut nutters interest. Prepare to be loved by the Roided bum Queen and the Kraut Batty bandido

[Backspin]

Well that is gonna pique Ant and the Kraut nutters interest. Prepare to be loved by the Roided bum Queen and the Kraut Batty bandido

Yeh, those immature queers

[Troy]

Lower back is hurting a bit. Ever have it where your lumbar vertebrae hurts and it feels like it's your balls ? It feels like I have sore balls but it's my back

Don't worry, it's either a slipped disc or cancer of the bollocks. Might as well decide now whether to order a plot in the ground or buy an urn.

[Stumpy]

I am running out of patience with all the banks and financial institutions constantly changing their security login protocols. They all want us to Bank online but seems like every time I go to log in I get a new security control hoop to jump through. Was logging into my US account and now have to use a MFA App as they will no longer send OTP to my phone or email. Additionally my user name and PW were no longer valid. I had to call and go through a lengthy ordeal to prove it was me. I am about to pull all my money together in cash and bury it.

[Mendip]

^ I have a big hole in the garden if you're interested.

[Shutree]

I am running out of patience with all the banks

I was trying to let go of this, I haven't got past it yet. I couldn't update my address with HSBC on the app, they claimed to have no record of my address so I needed to attend the bank in person. In Hong Kong. So last week I did. Withdrew some cash, I had to sign on a screen and it looked nothing like my signature but no problem. Then update my address, sign on a screen again, no problem. It turns out they had sent a new card to my old address (the one for which they had no record) so that needed to be reported lost. Sign on a screen. Then apply for a new card, which is a separate process. Sign on a screen again.
Return to Thailand, turn on mobile. My first call is from the chap at HSBC, the last signature on a screen wasn't accepted by their AI, the only way forward is to return to the branch, in HK. WTF! I spent over an hour sitting in front of you with all my ID and you cannot approve it? No. Computer says 'No.'

[misskit]

I am running out of patience with all the banks and financial institutions constantly changing their security login protocols. They all want us to Bank online but seems like every time I go to log in I get a new security control hoop to jump through. Was logging into my US account and now have to use a MFA App as they will no longer send OTP to my phone or email. Additionally my user name and PW were no longer valid. I had to call and go through a lengthy ordeal to prove it was me. I am about to pull all my money together in cash and bury it.

I feels ya. Burying the cash in the back yard sound perfectly reasonable to me now.

One of my bank’s AI figures I am a dodgy money laundering fraudster. Canceled my ATM. Took my account offline. After several long and frustrating phone calls, it pretty much came down to having a US bank account and living outside the US. Not supposed to do that. Uh huh. Pisses me right off. It isn’t as though I didn’t tell the banker that my plans were to retire in Thailand. My saving grace is a permanent address in the US.

^I expect at any time to have to fly to the US to do banking.