Eh?
It might well do, I don't know. I didn't mention paper straws. I am talking about reusable bamboo straws. A couple of HK friends carry their personal bamboo straws with them everywhere they go. I'm not sure how much that compensates for their V8 Merc and regular air travel though.
Personally, I can't remember when I last used a straw. As Paul said: when I became a man, I put away childish things. (1 Corinthians.)
Of course, I might get around to straws again if I reach Shakespeare's seventh age of man: second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.