Thread: All Things Android

Originally Posted by Butterfly

again, we should be comparing OS here

iOS vs Android is a sad POS, great for teenage girls to navigate between their apps but when it comes to real pro shit, Android is the toy

maybe they should start offering Android for the iPhone ? would make a lot of sense and that would mean a second life for those 3G and 3GS that have poor support from apple

Old hat.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Android is a sad POS

for a little boy who recently bought himself an android tablet and just uses it for jerking off in the hong nam you sure is the instant expert butters

excuse me if I just ignore your opinion

reading comprehension baldrick ? how not surprising, retard

Originally Posted by Butterfly

retard

I post on TD

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Butterfly

retard

I post on TD

Don't worry Baldrick, you're not in his league.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

that should remind me of my teenage years

How to Install Android on Your iPhone | PCWorld

I read through the instructions and didn't notice the parts about excessive amounts of wanking?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Butterfly

retard

I post on TD

Don't worry Baldrick, you're not in his league.

you are in a league of your own, harry

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Butterfly

retard

I post on TD

Don't worry Baldrick, you're not in his league.

you are in a league of your own, harry

Wow, a compliment from Buttplug.

Locked down to buggery on the website, so I can't be arsed to paste the whole article, but half a dozen movie related apps

Here

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Some of you twats would try and hack a fucking toaster if you thought you could get Linux to run on it.

don't say, harryb probably tried already

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Some of you twats would try and hack a fucking toaster if you thought you could get Linux to run on it.

NetBSD Controlled Toaster | The UberReview

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Some of you twats would try and hack a fucking toaster if you thought you could get Linux to run on it.

harry - can I have this blasphemers IP - I will use my phone that has been flashed with the "star wars missile controller ROM" to pinpoint the fcuker and nuke him from orbit

Naah, it's only Gerbil. He's frustrated that he finds this stuff so difficult, so takes it out on his Mac.

Originally Posted by spudge

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Some of you twats would try and hack a fucking toaster if you thought you could get Linux to run on it.

NetBSD Controlled Toaster | The UberReview

Linux goes down the toilet - The Inquirer

I couldn't find a linux controlled buttplug for you Harry, so here's the next best thing - a USB powered dildo. Enjoy:

Originally Posted by Gerbil

I couldn't find a linux controlled buttplug for you Harry, so here's the next best thing - a USB powered dildo. Enjoy:

So you've mastered Online Shopping then, you old tosser.

Chrome for Android Beta

But it isn't available everywhere. Can someone in Thailand give it a shot?

Asus Transformer Prime HD Release Date Given: iPad 3 in its Sights?


February 4, 2012 11:42 AM EST

Asus Transformer Prime HD will get a release date that comes pretty close to the iPad 3 launch, and whether or not that's a coincidence, it's assured Prime HD is the only tablet that has a chance against the iPad. That's because Prime HD is a full featured 10-inch tablet with a true high-definition display, plenty of storage and the Android 4.0 operating system at its center. Unless Apple does a complete redesign on the iPad 3, that seems unlikely considering the rumor it will be an iPad 2S instead, Prime HD will have a bit larger of a screen with lots of extras the iPad doesn't.

iPad 3 is rumored to be readying a QXGA 2048x1536p resolution display with 4G LTE connectivity and Siri voice recognition. Those are great features, and with the iOS operating system including iCloud and iTunes Match, it makes a worthy competitor with the Prime HD. In the end, you'll be buying a tablet that you like best, so it depends what you want to do with the device as to which you'd more likely prefer. If you like watching movies with your tablet porting the video out to an HDTV, you could do that with either device. If you like to watch on the tablet itself or read quite a bit, the display resolution may count for more. In fact, if you really couldn't way a couple more months for the iPad 3 or until June for the Prime HD, you get a Transformer Prime (vol. 1). It's the same as the HD ( without the enhanced display), but there've been widespread reports about GPS and Wi-Fi issues with the brand new devices.

It's an ongoing saga, actually, so the timing of the Prime HD will likely be involved with that. Did they speed up production of the Prime HD because of the Prime's issues, or were they going to launch it just six months after the Prime anyway? It's unclear, but what is clear is the Prime HD will be an excellent device at a premium price. A 32 gigabyte version could start at $600 as opposed to $500 for the iPad. Tell us in the comments if you think this is the ultimate tablet battle.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Some of you twats would try and hack a fucking toaster if you thought you could get Linux to run on it.

OPEN SAUCE operating system Linux will soon prove that it is no flash in the pan when it takes control of your toilet.

According to ZDNet in Australia, the country's biggest Linux conference will be seeing how the operating system has conquered the smallest room.

Linux.conf.au will hear Jonathan Oxer conducting a lecture with the appropriate title "Making Things Move" and will show how to hack everyday objects and then control them using software.

Oxer is in the process of building a new bathroom that is completely automated using Linux. Everything in the new bathroom is computer controlled or sensed. The window winders will be electric, as will the curtains. Sensors will include ambient light, humidity, temperature, motion, door position, toilet flush, water flow, flowing water temperature, bath water temperature and anything else he can think of.

Source: The Inquirer

That's all good and well, until you make an enemy of a member of Anonymous

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Gerbil

I couldn't find a linux controlled buttplug for you Harry, so here's the next best thing - a USB powered dildo. Enjoy:

So you've mastered Online Shopping then, you old tosser.

for those like harryb looking for a link, here it is

Other Vibrators - Condom Country (Australia)