The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts perday, and only be able to start one thread perday, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 25 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have new nick jailed and the old one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on webmaster@teakdoor.com
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2009

0bsidian
Offence:Family References
Date: 5/1/2009

redneck
Offence: Nasty comments about Royalty
Date: 22/1/2009

AntRobertson
Offence; Continual Slagfest
Date 28/1/2009
Released 30/7/2009

spiff
Offence; Continual Slagfest
Date 28/1/2009

Accidental Ajarn
Offence; Stalking& Posting crap
Date 6/2/2009

Khun Sabai
Offence; Posting personal ID
Date 7/2/2009

texpat
Offence: Continued verbal attacks on posters
Date: 16.02.2009
Released : 11/03/2009

flashback
Offence: Multi Nicks/Nick sharing
Date: 23.02.2009
Punishment: Life without parole

re_fuse
Offence; Stalking and bumping
Date 26/2/2009

rubbajohnny
Offence; Ridiculous unreadable posts
Date 17/3/200

jandajoy
Offence; Posting the same shit all over the board
Date 18/3/2009
Released;20/3/2009

abcdrom
Offence; Filling up Trash Bin and MKP
Date 19/3/2009

Mr Pot
Offence; Posting scat, shit & poo all over the forum
Date 24/3/2009

bladdy hell
Offence; Mr Pot double nicking whilst in jail
Date 25/3/2009
Punishment;Life

Gordon Brown
Offence; Double Nicking
Date 12/4/2009
Released;17/4/2009

texpat
Offence: Unacceptable verbal attacks
Date: 15/4/2009
Released 30/7/2009

redfoot the fence
Offence; Obsidian Double Nicking from jail
Date 24/4/2009
Punishment;Life

Horse Doctor
Offence; Forum disruption
Date 27/4/2009

Repubblicano
Offence; Offensive Posting
Date15/5/2009

robski
Offence; DoubleNick
Date18/5/2009
Punishment; Life

hafiz
Offence; Posting a members email address
Date20/5/2009
Punishment; Life

Lord Anthony
Offence; Posting crap
Date25/6/2009

Bones
Offence;Pedo comments and reposting after deleted
Date27/6/2009

Lily
Offence;Repeatedly making pedo comments
Date16/7/2009
Released 20/7/2009

Lily
Offence;Forum Disruption
Date30/7/2009

Tsicar
Offence;Reposting a deleted thread
Date10/08/2009
Released:04/09/2009

AntRobinson
Offence:Double nick (tsicar)
Date:10/08/2009

dizzy
Offence:Double nick (momo)
Date:19/08/2009

majid
Offence: Double nick
Date: 29/08/2009

DrB0b
Offence: Flooding
Date: 06/09/2009
Released: 12/09/2009

Blackgang
Offence:Family insults
Date: 08/09/2009
Released: 12/09/2009

MangoPeeler
Offence: Posting Gibberish
Date: 23/09/2009

Lily
Offence: Peado comment
Date: 23/09/2009

Malice
Offence: Trolling
Date: 28/09/2009

passengers

Offence: Forum disruption
Date: 05/10/2009

Blackgang
Offence: Forum Disruption
Date: 07/10/2009
Released: 16/11/2009

Panama Hat
Offence: Forum Disruption
Date: 07/10/2009

Smeg
Offence: Family References
Date: 07/10/2009

up2you
Offence: Posting gibberish
Date: 09/10/2009

Prancing Beast
Offence: Forum Disruption
Date: 10/10/2009

Nawty
Offence: Stalking multiple members
Date: 29/10/2009
Released: 02/11/2009

Jarvis
Offence: Stalking, Insults, Family comments
Date: 2/11/2009

Missismiggins
Offence: Posting picture of a coloured gentleman performing autofellatio
Date: 18/11/2009
Released: 27/11/2009

Panama Hat
Offence: Deliberate harassment and continued shit stirring
Date:15/12/2009
Released: 5/1/2010
Condition: Ignore Blackgang until 5/4/2010