The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts per day, and only be able to start one thread per day, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 20 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have old nick jailed and the new one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole on or after your parole date and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on [email protected]
Don't forget to mention your TD handle and use your registered email address .
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.
Please ensure you cell is left clean and tidy and slop out before you leave.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2016

Horatio Hornblower
Offense: multiniking, again....
Date: 16/01/2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 16/07/2016

Baas Babelaas
Offense: Repeated vulgar family comments and being a bell end
Date: 09/05/2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 16/05/2016

Dragonfly94
Offense: pedo accusations
Date: 17/05/2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 31/05/2016

Seekingasylum
Offense: pedo/family comments
Date: 20/07/2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 23/07/2016

terry57
Offense: repeated family comments
Date: 1. Aug. 2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 1. Sept. 2016

thaimeme
Offense: Abuse of repo system
Date: 18. Sept. 2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2. Oct. 2016

Mr Earl
Offense: Reposting deleted content
Date: 11. Nov. 2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 25. Nov. 2016

IsaanBoy
Offense: Multiniking
Date: 18. Dec. 2016
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 1. Jan. 2017