The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts per day, and only be able to start one thread per day, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 20 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have old nick jailed and the new one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole on or after your parole date and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on [email protected]
Don't forget to mention your TD handle and use your registered email address .
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.
Please ensure you cell is left clean and tidy and slop out before you leave.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2015

Mr Earl
Offense: re-posting deleted content
Date: 4/01/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 18/01/2015

Zooheekock
Offense: re-posting deleted content
Date: 5/01/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 19/01/2015

Fozzy
Offense: Failure to Learn.
Date: 22/01/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: When pigs fly.

cnx37
Offense: Incorrigible stupidity (repeating posting of crap in the top half of the forum)
Date: 4/03/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 11/03/2015

cnx37
Offense: incurable social disconnect
Date: 24/03/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: about the same time as fozzy

Luigi
Offense: Multi-nicking
Date: 11/04/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 25/04/2015

ENT
Offense: posting another's personal info
Date: 25/04/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2/05/2015

OckerRocker
Offense: stalking and family comments
Date: 25/04/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2/05/2015

Username2015
Offense: Mistaking TD for a hate site
Date: 29/04/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 29/05/2015

On the wagon
Offense: Still not learning
Date: 04/06/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: One week after Fozzy

Markus
Offense: Multinicking, stalking and incurable idiocy.
Date: 06/06/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 30/02/2016

ltnt
Offense: Deleting all his picture posts.
Date: 09/07/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: banned

bsnub
Offense: two week ban from sc/news for stalking
Date: 25/08/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 8/09/2015

bsnub
Offense: multinicking
Date: 25/08/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 8/09/2015

bsnub
Offense: trolling, flaming, forum disruption
Date: 24/09/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 24/10/2015

Prikkus
Offense: trolling and forum disruption
Date: 24/10/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 24/11/2015

pompeysbroke
Offense: repeated paedo accusations
Date: 6/11/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 13/11/2015

Steam
Offense: Multinicking
Date: 29/11/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: One week after Fozzy

dragonfly
Offense: Stalking/flaming/trolling/multinik/pain in the ass.
Date: 11/12/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 25/12/2015

Toby451
Offense: acting a moron again
Date: 11/12/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: One week after Fozzy

GoldieNonce
Offense: repeated pedo accustions
Date: 15/12/2015
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 15/01/2016