The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts perday, and only be able to start one thread perday, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 25 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have new nick jailed and the old one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on [email protected]
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2012

ENT
Offense: Pedo accusation
Date: 07/02/2012
Eligible for Parole: 29/02/2012
Released: 02/03/2012

sabai sabai
Offense: Posting shit in construction forum
Date: 05/03/2012
Eligible for Parole: 09/03/2012

arfursixpence
Offense: Posting offensive pictures
Date: 01/04/2012
Eligible for Parole: 01/04/2013

ENT
Offense: Posting crap all over the forum
Date: 11/08/2012
Eligible for Parole: 11/09/2012
Released: 12/09/2012

Bettyboo
Offense: Posting gay porn
Date: 19/08/2012
Eligible for Parole: 02/09/2012
Released: 05/05/2013

Nostromo
Offense: Posting crap in news
Date: 19/08/2012
Sentence: Banned from News & Issues

Nostromo
Offense: repeated posting of crap
Date: 27/08/2012
Eligible for Parole: 03/09/2012

cedric2
Offense: multinicking
Date: 01/09/2012
Eligible for Parole: never

david44
Offense: Posting incomprehensible gibberish
Date: 17/09/2012
Eligible for Parole: 17/10/2012

Carrabow
Offense: Personal attacks
Date: 22/09/2012
Eligible for Parole: 30/09/2012
Released: 04/10/2012

HansuMan
Offense: Posting crap all over the forum
Date: 26/09/2012
Eligible for Parole: 12/10/2012

LooseBowels
Offense: Posting crap in News
Date: 11/10/2012
Eligible for Parole: Never
Sentence: Banned from News & Issues

EggSandwich
Offense: Unnecessary family comments
Date: 13/10/2012
Eligible for Parole: 20/10/2012

Sir Wilson
Offense: Bickering
Date: 09/11/2012
Sentence: 14 days

buriramboy
Offense: Bickering
Date: 09/11/2012
Sentence: 14 days

ENT
Offense: Repeated Newbie Bashing
Date: 27/11/2012
Eligible for Parole: 08/01/2013
Released: 16/01/2013

Hypatia
Offense: Posting crap in News
Date: 29/11/2012
Eligible for Parole: 14/12/2012
Released: 22/12/2012

Anatidaephobia
Offense: Forum Disruption
Date: 11/12/2012
Eligible for Parole: 11/01/2013

spore
Offense: Posting Crap in the forum top half
Date: 18/12/2012
Eligible for Parole: 31/12/2012