The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts perday, and only be able to start one thread perday, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 25 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have new nick jailed and the old one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on webmaster@teakdoor.com
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2010

Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

gjbkk
Offence: Posting link to risky LM article
Date: 20/1/2010
Released: 26/1/2010

jim1176
Offence: Lese Majeste
Date: 22/1/2010


Panda
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 7/02/2010
Released: 11/2/2010

tsicar
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 10/02/2010
Released: 16/2/2010

Chairman Mao
Offence: Posting a reference to the King
Date: 17/02/2010
Released: 21/2/2010

Missismiggins
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum and intentionally emulating a moron
Date: 21/02/2010
Released: 26/2/2010

teddy
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum and intentionally emulating a moron
Date: 21/02/2010
Released: 26/2/2010

gjbkk
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum, second offence for this idiot
Date: 01/03/2010

12call
Offence: Forum disruption and posting abuse
Date: 01/03/2010
Released: 14/3/2010

robuzo
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 12/03/2010
Released: 17/3/2010

JoeMoer
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 12/03/2010
Released: 17/3/2010

Friedclams
Offence: Posting youtubes all over the board
Date: 14/03/2010
Released: 25/3/2010

Patangko
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 19/03/2010
Released: 25/3/2010

Travelmate
Offence: Posting many pictures showing genitalia
Date: 19/03/2010
Released: 25/3/2010

blackgang
Offence: Posting personal information
Date: 20/03/2010

panama hat
Offence: Breaking parole conditions
Date: 20/03/2010
Released: 06/04/2010

Jet Gorgon
Offence: Forum disruption, family references, stalking
Date: 24/03/2010
Released: 15/04/2010

Travelmate
Offence: Posting many pictures showing genitalia
Date: 27/03/2010
Released: 11/04/2010

deathstardan
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 29/03/2010
Released: 03/04/2010

English Noodles
Offence: Stalking
Date: 30/03/2010
Released: 09/04/2010

kingwilly
Offence: Posting personal information of another member,Posting pic of another member, Harrasment of newbies
Date: 08/04/2010
Released: 21/04/2010

Christy Sweet
Offence: Repeated forum disruption. Trolling.
Date: 09/04/2010

SHYTALK
Offence: Royalty comment in wrong forum
Date: 12/04/2010

SunTsu
Offence: Posting crap in travel forum threads
Date: 16/04/2010
Released: 22/06/2010

Missismiggin
Offence: Trying to get the forum blocked by posting rumours about the Royal family
Date: 24/04/2010

gingsa
Offence: Posting crap in news forum
Date: 16/05/2010
Released: 18/5/2010

dotcom
Offence: Posting crap in news forum
Date: 16/05/2010
Released: 18/5/2010

bkkrunner
Offence: Posting crap in news forum
Date: 16/05/2010
Released: 18/5/2010

Butterfly
Offence: Posting crap in news forum
Date: 16/05/2010
Released: 18/5/2010

Nawty
Offence: Posting crap in news forum
Date: 17/05/2010
Released: 19/5/2010

PaddyGreen
Offence: Trying to get the forum blocked by posting crap about the Royal family
Date: 18/05/2010

DJPat
Offence: Using an offensive picture as avatar
Date: 01/06/2010

myofb
Offence: Making nasty royalty comments
Date: 05/06/2010

Slopperout
Offence: Filling up the trash can
Date: 25/06/2010

AntRobertson
Offence: Filling up the trash can
Date: 30/06/2010
Released: 24/12/2010

Chupacabra
Offence: Forum Disruption
Date: 09/07/2010

UpTooYou
Offence: Multiple pedo accusations
Date: 10/07/2010

Gayhole
Offence: Stalking and Disruption in News Forum
Date: 17/07/2010

Nawty
Offence: Continued pedo insinuations
Date: 18/07/2010

jojo333
Offence: pedo insinuations
Date: 24/08/2010

tranceformasian
Offence: Incomprehensible posts
Date: 20/09/2010

English Noodles
Offence: Repeatedly reposting a deleted post
Date: 24/09/2010
Paroled: 31/01/2011

Jet Gorgon
Offence: Stalking and forum disruption
Date: 25/09/2010

12call
Offence: Posting idiotic OPs in News Forum
Date: 9/10/2010

Splurge Traveller
Offence: Consistently starting juvenile threads
Date: 14/10/2010

Ripley
Offence: multinick
Date: 22/11/2010

Diatonic
Offence: Repeatedly reposting a deleted post
Date: 23/11/2010

ninja
Offence: multinick
Date: 28/11/2010