The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts per day, and only be able to start one thread per day, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 20 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have old nick jailed and the new one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole on or after your parole date and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on webmaster@teakdoor.com
Don't forget to mention your TD handle and use your registered email address .
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.
Please ensure you cell is left clean and tidy and slop out before you leave.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2019

TuskegeeBen
Offense: Leaking the truth about our covert, lunar-based, alien overlords
Date: 2 January 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 16 January 2019

pseudolus
Offense: False accusation against another poster
Date: 12 January 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 19 January 2019

bsnub
Offense: Posting member photo and family reference
Date: 23 January 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 22 February 2019

stroller
Offense: Compulsive poo flinging
Date: 24 February 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 24 March 2019

Tunk
Offense: Attacking a poster's family
Date: 26 March 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 9 April 2019

britanicus
Offense: Too much Alprazolam in the system
Date: 7 April 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: Under review

fishlocker
Offense: Thread contamination through continual fuckwittery
Date: 28 April 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 5 May 2019

fishlocker
Offense: Failure to learn. Thread contamination through continual fuckwittery.
Date: 9 May 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 8 June 2019

foobar
Offense: OTT Family Insults
Date: 26 May 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2 June 2019

Maanaam
Offense: Hijacking top half threads with off topic nonsense and ceaseless bickering
Date: 7 June 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 12 June 2019

Jack meoff
Offense: Cam006. With a sheep.
Date: 30 June 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 7 July 2019

cyrille
Offense: Being a tedious, trolling ,twat in the top half
Date: 7 July 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 14 July 2019

Latindancer
Offense: Impersonating a forum tough guy while being a fishwife
Date: 11 August 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 18 August 2019

Farangrakthai
Offense: FaRTing outside of the Doghouse
Date: 29 August 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 12 September 2019

Dasher
Offense: multinicking
Date: 9 September 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 23 September 2019

Cyrille
Offense: Incessant trolling.
Date: 7 October 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 14 October 2019

fishlocker
Offense: Failure to learn. Thread contamination through continual fuckwittery.
Date: 22 October 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 21 November 2019

Jack meoff
Offense: misuse of pm function
Date: 24 November 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 1 December 2019

Jack meoff
Offense: Reason family comments (second offense)
Date: 8 December 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 22 December 2019

bsnub
Offense: Reason family comments
Date: 8 December 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 15 December 2019

terry57
Offense: Reason family comments
Date: 8 December 2019
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 15 December 2019
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