The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "The Dog House" and this is where we jail the morons.

If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "The Dog House", you will only be able to make 5 posts per day, and only be able to start one thread per day, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 20 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.

Anyone caught multinicking will have old nick jailed and the new one set to 'Gone' (unable to post anywhere on the forum)
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.

If you are wondering why you are in jail then our TeakDoor Secrets page may help you in understanding the reason.

To get released you must apply for parole on or after your parole date and show that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
To apply for parole contact the mods on [email protected]
Don't forget to mention your TD handle and use your registered email address .
Please keep it sensible and explain why you think you should be released.
Don't waste your time saying why you shouldn't have been jailed.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.
Please ensure you cell is left clean and tidy and slop out before you leave.


Criminal Records For 2008 here
Criminal Records For 2009 here
Criminal Records For 2010 here
Criminal Records For 2011 here
Criminal Records For 2012 here
Criminal Records For 2013 here
Criminal Records For 2014 here
Criminal Records For 2015 here
Criminal Records For 2016 here
Criminal Records For 2017 here
Criminal Records For 2018 here
Criminal Records For 2019 here
Criminal Records For 2020 here
Criminal Records For 2021 here

Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2018

Pattaya Plies
Offense: repeatedly posting binned posts
Date: 27 January 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 3 February 2018

Dragonfly
Offense: Being a computer 'tard
Date: 19 February 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 19 March 2018

Grampa
Offense: Flounce failure.
Date: 1 March 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: When +100 repo points acheived

Nicethaiza
Offense: password sharing.
Date: 19 March 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 26 March 2018

NZdick1983
Offense: password sharing.
Date: 19 March 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 26 March 2018

Mr Earl
Offense: being a piss-drinking fuckwit
Date: 28 March 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 28 April 2018

NZdick1983
Offense: Misuse of the avatar function
Date: 24 April 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 24 May 2018

Nicethaiza
Offense: Misuse of the avatar function
Date: 24 April 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 24 May 2018

thailandbound
Offense: Reposting deleted posts
Date: 29 April 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 13 May 2018

buriramboy
Offense: Derogatory family posts and owning a hair dresser's car
Date: 19 May 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2 June 2018

bsnub
Offense: Not letting go and not even owning a hairdresser's car
Date: 21 May 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2 June 2018

Fluke
Offense: Repo abuse
Date: 1 August 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 22 August 2018

HuangLao
Offense: Do as I say, not as I poo
Date: 21 August 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 4 September 2018

Nicethaiza / YaGuZa
Offense: Multinicks
Date: 21 August 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 21 August 2028

Mex
Offense: Impersonating an illegal alien
Date: 24 August 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: When the wall is completed

Mr Earl
Offense: Failure To Learn
Date: 26 August 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: To Be Decided

Commander Shepphard
Offense: Failure To Learn
Date: 5 September 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: To Be Decided

taxexile
Offense: Posting off forum personal information
Date: 10 September 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 10 October 2018

Chico
Offense: Posting off forum personal information
Date: 17 September 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 17 October 2018

AntRobertson
Offense: Endless, tedious mind numbing shitfests.
Date: 24 November 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 1 December 2018

Farangrakthai
Offense: FRTing outside the dog house
Date: 1 December 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 15 December 2018

Dragonfly94
Offense: Xanax overdose
Date: 2 December 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 2 January 2019

Luigi
Offense: Working for the Labour Department without a valid work permit
Date: 13 December 2018
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 14 December 2018