Thread: Why dating in the UK in 2010 is like being on trial

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Lighten the fok up Druggie,

If I'm making you tired off you go to the cupboard grab a handful of your Valium, neck the bastards and have a nice kip.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I think Pat's problem is that normally someone of his decidely average looks would have to rely on wit, charm, and personality to aid them with the ladies but he lacks even that.

Well, fair point I suppose.

What should I have mpressed her with? MY TEFL certificate?

Stay cool, Pat.

Keep posting on here.

Obviously you can get laid in your own country Pat, but your target age group is going to have to be the 30-40 range for the most part, or older if you like it that way. The drawback is that a lot of them come with kids, and if they don't have any then they're often looking for Mr Right to provide them. So i guess you're going to have to be able to convince them that you're Mr Right.

Uni girls and early twenties are not usually considering getting involved with a guy in his mid to late thirties. Unless you're in a country like Thailand.

I hear that Smeg has been having the same problems.

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

Obviously you can get laid in your own country Pat, but your target age group is going to have to be the 30-40 range for the most part, or older if you like it that way. The drawback is that a lot of them come with kids, and if they don't have any then they're often looking for Mr Right to provide them. So i guess you're going to have to be able to convince them that you're Mr Right.

Uni girls and early twenties are not usually considering getting involved with a guy in his mid to late thirties. Unless you're in a country like Thailand.

I hear that Smeg has been having the same problems.

Yeah, spot on mate.

Women in the 30-40 year old range do look more attractive to me than 5 years ago.

Many have baggage attached (not literally) but maybe I should lower my morals and I would get lucky.

Smeg hasn't got time for the opposite sex.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

The attitude is what stinks really. They act like they are doing you the favour.

that's because British men are desperate, so they undersell themselves, which means pussy price go up, with the attitude that goes with expensive items. The more "average", the more likely she will have an attitude. Your best bet is the super hot ones or the super ugly ones (which surprisingly can be great fucks).

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

In France and Germany the girls are more open minded I've found

they are but they are slowly following the example of their British and American counter-parts. I have seen French girls migrating to England and the US, and they became as annoying, if not worse, than the locals. But in general, they are more "sensible" and not obsessed with "girl power". They have been properly educated thanks to our wonderful equal gender "socialist" education system.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

After 4 days of being shacked up with my cousin in a hotel room she's going back to Bangkok with her husband then I'm hitting town.

lovely,

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

The attitude is what stinks really. They act like they are doing you the favour.

that's because British men are desperate, so they undersell themselves, which means pussy price go up, with the attitude that goes with expensive items. The more "average", the more likely she will have an attitude.

Agreed, and this seems to be a British trait, that we have to crawl over broken glass to get to the holy grail.

Only to find that the holy grail soon changes and puts on weight, an attitude and won't cook and clean once you've found it.