Thread: Why dating in the UK in 2010 is like being on trial

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Was I dressed too provocatively? Not at all. Casual but smart and trendy: Paul Smith jeans, Fenchurch t-shirt with unbuttoned Ripcurl shirt over, brown smooth leather jacket, adidas boot trainers (as seen in my pic), neat hair etc.

So what was it?

Dressed like that? She probably thought you were gay and she was wasting her time.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

she managed to walk from the railway station

If she has not got a car then she is not going to drive round to your gaff to let you bang seven bells out of her and then drive herself home so not much loss there Pat. Just treat it like the warm up interview. You know like when you haven't had a job interview in years and you can't remember how it works and it takes a few goes to get back in your stride.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I held my own quite well and she complimented my trainers, which was great for my ego.

Are these trainers of yours for personal fitness or some such thing?

My adidas boot type trainers.

Very smart indeed.

Adidas and smart....isn't that an oxymoron?

^^^^ In which case she sounds quite vacuous and probably not worth bothering about. Feeding the esteem of a Western woman simply to get a shag can be tiresome and must surely make you feel quite nostalgic for the pragmatism of a Thai whoopsie. Or is it your esteem that bothers you? If so, find someone who tells you what you want to hear assuming of course you have something worthwhile to offer.......

I admire your persistence DJP. I lost all interest in English girls awhile back. I honestly think I'll never bother with them again. Now they do nothing for me.

Let us know if she calls.

Showing your date pictures of your cousin isn't a good start to the evening Pat.

By the way did you mention anything about that relationship to her? That would of made her laugh or at least achieved a reaction of sorts.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Showing your date pictures of your cousin isn't a good start to the evening Pat.

My cousin's jealous now, I told her about it last night.#

I told her to find her own bit of cock for the time being.

English girls are into bullies, not the soft gay Thai style

you should have asked for "anal" after the first coffee and she would have given you respect,

Originally Posted by Butterfly

English girls are into bullies, not the soft gay Thai style

Quite right in my experiences.

The nicest english chicks always have some drunken bully type of guy.

Luckily my horizons are set to a more quality level.

This chick is jewish. There's now a competeition it seems, who'll text who first.

I'm not.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

you should have asked for "anal" after the first coffee and she would have given you respect,

I recon Pat has : I do anal on the first date " tattooed on his forhead.

Did she pay the bill pat?

Originally Posted by Number 42

Did she pay the bill pat?

We paid our equal halves. Unlike Thai girls.

But I do yearn for the simplicity of foreign chicks. My last chick was German and seeing Cologne and Muenster on my trips there was an eye-opener.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Females in the Uk today are obsessed with this 'girl power' syndrome, where most men are considered inadequate until they prove otherwise. Media throws out images and role models way too far above their stations and as a result this has bred a generation of shallow, self obsessed hard to please bitches.

Chicks in the UK have been this way for years, I stopped trying to date them more than 10 years ago when I wised up to the fact that there are far better options out to be had, albeit a little further afield.

If you must date in the UK try going for foreign girls on student visas, their low income and limited options means that they are usually more realistic and easier to get along with... IME

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Chicks in the UK have been this way for years, I stopped trying to date them more than 10 years ago when I wised up to the fact that there are far better options out to be had, albeit a little further afield.

What like boning your phillipina maid ?

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Chicks in the UK have been this way for years, I stopped trying to date them more than 10 years ago when I wised up to the fact that there are far better options out to be had, albeit a little further afield.

What like boning your phillipina maid ?

Yes.... you got it!

^^Odd, quite often the Thai girls I date have paid for me....

Missed this corker.
Don't worry, I corrected it for you.

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

^^Odd, quite often the Thai girls I date I have paid for

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

^^Odd, quite often the Thai girls I date have paid for me....

What's even odder is pat allegedly paid half the bill. Allegedly....then again, it was just for coffee and crumpets, so maybe it was one of his 'rich' days and he's not telling porkies.... or he scammed a voucher off somebody...

Originally Posted by Dug

He's on the dole, he couldn't afford to buy his date a cup of coffee, he needs to save his money for drugs.

You really are starting to upset me then again home truths can be painful, can't they? How did you get my situation so spot on?

(not as if you'd know, being a TEFL-ing farang in the developing world)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Dug

He's on the dole, he couldn't afford to buy his date a cup of coffee, he needs to save his money for drugs.

You really are starting to upset me then again home truths can be painful, can't they? How did you get my situation so spot on?

(not as if you'd know, being a TEFL-ing farang in the developing world)

How very smeg of you.

pattycake - you are the new Smeg but you lack his social commentary

If there's nothing chemical goin on dj pat ,,then just put her on the back burner . she sounds like hard work. go home an play with your pussy,, she/he will appreciate it .