Thread: Why dating in the UK in 2010 is like being on trial

Originally Posted by Dug

someones banging them

yes, the Rasta boys in Kho Samui it seems

Originally Posted by Dug

Shit, it must be quite something to be so right all the time.

One gets used to it.[/quote]

You obviously wouldn't need any drugs of any kind I guess.

You must sleep really at night.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

You must sleep really at night.

Course he does, can't sleep all day like you dole boys.

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

You must sleep really at night.

Course he does, can't sleep all day like you dole boys.

Got's to get up early too.
Still can't afford drugs like those dole bludgers though.

Missed this corker.
Don't worry, I corrected it for you.

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

^^Odd, quite often the Thai girls I date I have paid for

Pat - there's being a twat and there's being a twat, and although you may be onto something with this thread - your avatar and that tagline you have ('has sex with his cousin') says everything about you anyone needs to know.

I wonder if you'll ever look back and squirm and cringe at these social faux pas - cyber or otherwise, or weather you'll go to the grave with your blinkers on as well as your Paul Smith jeans.

Also, for the only TD member who was apparently a real life friend of Smeg's, you seem to publicly back stab him a lot recently, and that's not a trait I admire in anyone no matter how much of a tosser he appears, has he done it to you?

Anyway, it sounds like I'm having a go at you - I suppose I am, but I'm pretty pissed off with the way this year is going so I'm going to take pot shots here and there where I feel they are deserved, it's not personal.

Anyway, ON TOPIC: My last official gf was a Taffy bird and before and after we amicably parted we were good mates and it looked like we were mates for life but now it seems that she doesn't keep in touch at all unless SHE wants to have a self reflecting 1 hour natter. It's all about what SHE wants/wanted and all about HER being 35 and not having kids when her friends in the UK do.

She's one of these girls who spent her younger years breaking hearts and being a bitch when it was cool to be a bitch and the Spice Girls were harping on about girl power and equality leveled but didn't stop at being horizontal it continued until it was over balanced which is why a lot of us ended up getting out.

And her pubis was really coarse, those of you that have relapsed or reverted will know that.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Chicks in the UK have been this way for years, I stopped trying to date them more than 10 years ago when I wised up to the fact that there are far better options out to be had, albeit a little further afield.

What like boning your phillipina maid ?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Anyway, ON TOPIC: My last official gf was a Taffy bird and before and after we amicably parted we were good mates and it looked like we were mates for life but now it seems that she doesn't keep in touch at all unless SHE wants to have a self reflecting 1 hour natter. It's all about what SHE wants/wanted and all about HER being 35 and not having kids when her friends in the UK do.

That must be a right pain in the ass, having to listen to someone else self ruminate?

Here's something for you pat, hope it helps for next time.
How to Avoid Being Creepy on a First Date: First Date Tips | eHow.com

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

^^Odd, quite often the Thai girls I date have paid for me....

What's even odder is pat allegedly paid half the bill. Allegedly....then again, it was just for coffee and crumpets, so maybe it was one of his 'rich' days and he's not telling porkies.... or he scammed a voucher off somebody...

Originally Posted by Dug

Here's something for you pat, hope it helps for next time.
How to Avoid Being Creepy on a First Date: First Date Tips | eHow.com

or try this one.

How a Shy Guy can get a date

and next one to read

Dating Tips for Shy Guys

What he really needs is this
How to Date with no Money or Job | eHow.com
and this
http://www.gotacrush.com/how-to-get-laid-first-date.php

What he really needs is one of these

Originally Posted by Dug

He's on the dole, he couldn't afford to buy his date a cup of coffee, he needs to save his money for drugs.

You really are starting to upset me then again home truths can be painful, can't they? How did you get my situation so spot on?

(not as if you'd know, being a TEFL-ing farang in the developing world)

^^ Is that a silicone woman?

You'd have to try it guys wouldn't you, be honest.

No, I wouldn't try that hoe-bitch with her fake breasts.

I have dignity.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^^ Is that a silicone woman?

You'd have to try it guys wouldn't you, be honest.

I suppose so - if the opportunity presented itself - and if it was brand new doll.

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Chicks in the UK have been this way for years, I stopped trying to date them more than 10 years ago when I wised up to the fact that there are far better options out to be had, albeit a little further afield.

What like boning your phillipina maid ?

Yes.... you got it!

Originally Posted by November Rain

OK, seriously, Pat. What are you selling? It's marketing, right? I can't see what you're marketing or why a woman would be interested. Sell yourself...

If I was going to relate it to work, I relate it to his DJing

Pat...CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!!!

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Pat...CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!!!

I'll go along with that!

Another thing to keep in mind, when I first joined teakdoor (actually before I discovered TD I knew pat on another forum) Pat was living in Thailand DJ ing here and there, doing a bit of work on the side as a teacher and generaly having a ball falling asleep at BBQs etc.
In those days he was closer to 30. These days he's closer to 40. A whole different demographic and a whole lot less cooler to be unemployed and living alone with your cat.
Most of us have been there Pat, you really need to do something about it though.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Dug

He's on the dole, he couldn't afford to buy his date a cup of coffee, he needs to save his money for drugs.

You really are starting to upset me then again home truths can be painful, can't they? How did you get my situation so spot on?

(not as if you'd know, being a TEFL-ing farang in the developing world)

How very smeg of you.