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**kelpie** · 21-01-2008, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

^ sorry mate, i,ve been around a bit, but i truelly am haveing a hard time understanding a fucking word you said, marmite is gonna be totally clueless, anyway good luck from here mate your on your own..

Ah Neddy.

Thanks for that. The little shitter only gets worried when somebody twigs what's going on. It's a risk the old dog takes when he sneaks into some other pricks sheep paddock to have some fun with the woolies.

Bugger me from the mouths of babes.

Marmite "is" totally clueless.

The kelpie.

**Sir Burr** · 21-01-2008, 04:34 PM

Started well, but, now going rapidly down-hill into incomprehensible, lame humour.
I'm disappointed.

bkkmadness · 21-01-2008, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
fukk me.
you related to Terry 57??

And where is the hoser these days?

**dirtydog** · 21-01-2008, 05:09 PM

Threads like this makes us poms jealous that we aint Aussies, Oi Oi Oi

**kelpie** · 21-01-2008, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Started well, but, now going rapidly down-hill into incomprehensible, lame humour.
I'm disappointed.

Sir Burr Sir.

Mate the old dog is really disappointed that you are so disappointed but shit then again so probably was your dear old Mum when she first clapped her peepers on you Son.

Mate the kelpie is not lame you idiot.

Tanzania mate. Shit the old dog is seriously impressed. Are you running a trade store or teaching Engleesiee. Bugger me. Mate you are not coloured or some shit like the old dog (sort of brindle) and some silly Pom has cut off your tail and called you Sir. The big prick that thinks he owns the old dog named me Sir Lancelot.

Shit I have papers and all.

The kelpie.

ps. Lovley talking to you Burr arse.
pss. DB mate. Son. It could be worse. You may one day find out your real Dad was a Kiwi.

**cali kid** · 21-01-2008, 06:03 PM

Isn't he cute?

**KhonKaenDan** · 21-01-2008, 06:30 PM

This is my first post, but I just could not resist. Can't you get condoms at any 7/11 store? I feel bad for all of the Aussie's that are here in Thailand and don't realize they can get condoms at almost any convenience store. Looks like Planned Parenthood needs to set up chapter in Australia. Only for education purposes of course.

**Sir Burr** · 21-01-2008, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by kelpie

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Started well, but, now going rapidly down-hill into incomprehensible, lame humour.
I'm disappointed.

Sir Burr Sir.

Mate the old dog is really disappointed that you are so disappointed but shit then again so probably was your dear old Mum when she first clapped her peepers on you Son.

Mate the kelpie is not lame you idiot.

Tanzania mate. Shit the old dog is seriously impressed. Are you running a trade store or teaching Engleesiee. Bugger me. Mate you are not coloured or some shit like the old dog (sort of brindle) and some silly Pom has cut off your tail and called you Sir. The big prick that thinks he owns the old dog named me Sir Lancelot.

Shit I have papers and all.

The kelpie.

ps. Lovley talking to you Burr arse.
pss. DB mate. Son. It could be worse. You may one day find out your real Dad was a Kiwi.

That's better!
PS. Next time you're in Pattaya, ask a Thai Girl what Sir Burr means. She'll be able to tell you as you obviously don't know (emphasis on the Burr).

**kelpie** · 25-01-2008, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by KhonKaenDan

This is my first post, but I just could not resist. Can't you get condoms at any 7/11 store? I feel bad for all of the Aussie's that are here in Thailand and don't realize they can get condoms at almost any convenience store. Looks like Planned Parenthood needs to set up chapter in Australia. Only for education purposes of course.

Fuck me Koon.

Shit are you from the South of the Maison Dixon line or some shit or what.

Aussie has had a selective breeding program since 1788 and it was only fucked up by the Yanks in 1943.

"Planned Parenthood" Mate are you bloody mad. Mate the old dog would root a low hollow in a gumtree if times got tough. (That's a Kiwi excuse but those gum booted shitters are to thick to understand)

Mate. If you wan't big loads of PP tune into Crefflo Dollar at 0300 each morning. You could do Jimmy Swaggert but the old dog thinks he is still in the Pen.

The kelpie.

ps. God the old dog hates this shit.
pss. Is their any boofhead on this list with his synapsee thingo's still firing.

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