Gid'ay mates.

Need a decent Condo at Jonti for very little money.

Maids should be pleasant and pliable (sometimes their the best) and the aircon needs to work not grunt.

Used to stay with he/she Tim at Tim bar beer on Second road but she/he has gone up market and built a bloody Pub and I can no longer sleep under the pool table in her old joint. Besides her ladies were pretty crappy.

I come with some creds and a few bucks (as our Septic nieghbours say).

The dearly departed Noel Thomas was a mate of mine as is Father G. Some of you bloody gereatrics may remember the infamous Yellow Board and Noels subsequent Forum.

I should like to bypass BKK as I tend to get in to much trouble at Randy's Bar (have to don the chopper pilots helmet and buy for the bar) and Goldfinger's and the Safari and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell I was at Wee Willie the Wedges infamous Welcome Inn pool party.
Wille was a bloody loveable classic maniac. 30 unclad ladies and a pig on a spit.
Now that's class ??????

Stuff me drunk, the evening we first arrived in his Limo from BKK to the Tahitian Queenie thingo the little bloody idiot rang the hooter at least 25 times. That was expensive.

From then it just got worse. But hell he had a Citibank platinum card (IMF) and two minders assigned by the US Embassy (in suits) to guard his supposed welfare. They need not have bothered as during the festivities Wee Willie got a bit carried away and tried to dunk a little LBRFM (little brown toothies) whom turned around and cracked his ribs on the side of the pool.

Only time I ever saw an ambulance in Pattaya.

Young Willy had forgotten or probably never knew, that these little rice burners can hump 30 kilo of rice all day, every day.

Anyway enough crap.

I need a condo. Please come back ASAP.

Kelpie.

ps. No fleas.