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**minime** · 15-01-2008, 07:32 PM

Your not singing anymore,

I was loving this little sparring match!

Bring it back.

**Driventowin** · 15-01-2008, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

Vic is still at the QV- he's my neighbour.
The old owner of the Winchester has moved to Angeles, runs a place called Winchester there.
Freeway is no more- called something else now.

The Winchester?? There's a place called the Winchester in Pattaya? What is it? A pub? A hotel? I want to check that out....

**Airportwo** · 15-01-2008, 11:21 PM

kelpie, the old aussie charm just matures & blossoms with age!

**kelpie** · 18-01-2008, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Airportwo

kelpie, the old aussie charm just matures & blossoms with age!

Well stuff me drunk and sideways. Bugger me Airport2 are you still alive, you silly old prick. Some of these jerk off's would not lasted 5 posts on the good old boards. But you are right of course as cause the little shitter has not been banned which means some of these bloody cretins are to thick and dumb to be insulted.

The kelpie.

Charming as always.

**nedwalk** · 19-01-2008, 12:45 PM

You're an Aussie - You have neither wit nor intellect

^marmite, old mate, go suck a fart!

**nedwalk** · 19-01-2008, 12:47 PM

kelpie, mate your giving us blokes a bad name, you gotta go on the chain for a while till you calm down and learn some manners, ok, otherwise no rides on the ute!

**kelpie** · 19-01-2008, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

kelpie, mate your giving us blokes a bad name, you gotta go on the chain for a while till you calm down and learn some manners, ok, otherwise no rides on the ute!

Fuck me drunk Neddy.

A bad name. Are you really so concerned about copping a bit of crap from this mob of pommy bloody, live in, ponces.

Stuff me drunk mate the old dog does not ride on Utes. The big prick that runs this property can't afford the gas (that's Septic vernach mate for the slows).

The Kelpie.

**MeMock** · 19-01-2008, 02:38 PM

The Kelpie is bloody funny

**CharleyFarley** · 20-01-2008, 03:33 AM

About as funny as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

**nedwalk** · 20-01-2008, 03:00 PM

kelpie.. mate..
i could,nt give a flying fuck what any c#@t thinks, i,m just saying your scareing the locals, you,ve come roaring out like a bloody kelpie off the chain, jumping all around, they don,t know if their gonna get bit or your gonna put shit on their fancy clobber, but mate, if your so poor not to ride on a ute what the f%k you doing there?

anyway mate i,m trying to pick the accent,sounds almost off the coast, i reckon east,

**MeMock** · 20-01-2008, 03:05 PM

I would have thought northern victoria myself.

**Nip** · 21-01-2008, 07:53 AM

Isn't Kelp a weed? If so it would explain the inane post!

**MeMock** · 21-01-2008, 07:55 AM

I can't believe this made the teak door newsletter!

**dirtydog** · 21-01-2008, 10:33 AM

Just a little something to give the Aussies something to be proud of

**OzMan_Bkk** · 21-01-2008, 11:16 AM

I have to admit, right off the bat, that I don't post here often. Actually, hardly at all. I don't read most of the threads and never in full. Most of them are crap. However I have to admit that I found this one a bloody good read. Also it shows a whole bunch of silly buggers with too much time on their hands.

My only two questions would be [1] Why would anyone in their right mind want to live in Jontien ? Seems to me that, the very few times I have ventured anywhere near sin city, Jontien was full of weird looking farang holding hands with Thai boys. Bloody sickos.
[2] Why would anyone in their right mind want to live in Jontien ?

Anyway I glad to see that the lifeline has been thrown and "the old dog" has somewhere to prop his arse in a chair and sink a cold one in relative comfort. Spot on Rawlins mate.

**dirtydog** · 21-01-2008, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by OzMan_Bkk

My only two questions would be

Originally Posted by OzMan_Bkk

[1] Why would anyone in their right mind want to live in Jontien ?

Originally Posted by OzMan_Bkk

[2] Why would anyone in their right mind want to live in Jontien ?

Some real bright sparks in Aussie land

**klongmaster** · 21-01-2008, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by kelpie

Imagine a list devoted to the delights of the Fair City being censored by Expat fat pommies.

you must be clairvoyant Kelps...

**rawlins** · 21-01-2008, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by OzMan_Bkk

Anyway I glad to see that the lifeline has been thrown and "the old dog" has somewhere to prop his arse in a chair and sink a cold one in relative comfort. Spot on Rawlins mate.

Cheers Ozman...

Building up some good karma credits for later life... I would hope that somebody could show the same charity to me when I'm old, rude and smelly....

I once invited a tramp along to a house party... Fat lot of good that did me...

**nedwalk** · 21-01-2008, 11:34 AM

bugger me, i did the same thing, it was a bad taste party though, the poor bugger made us gag at the stench in the car on the way there,should,nt really laugh, but i did leave him there,still gives me a giggle when i think about it

**rawlins** · 21-01-2008, 11:41 AM

^... Thankfully, I didn't have to sit in a car with my tramp... just walked the streets of Glasgow for a while until we found the party...

**kelpie** · 21-01-2008, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

I can't believe this made the teak door newsletter!

Bugger me BigCock.
The old dog can call you that can't he.
Bloody Mook from the famous Bar 13 on Walking Street would make the news'o thing'o if she could writ things as good as Marmaduke and Dirty Burty. Sadly she is only good at racking up squillions of lady girly drinky's. The old dog can't help but wonder if Marmy and DB vocation is doing the same in Boys Town. Katoey anybody.

The old dog reckons there Scanno's.

Odly the old dog's infamous rollicks once regularly made the news in the Pattaya Mail in the Tippler's diatribes so appearing on this shitty excuse for a board is a bit of the let down for the little shitter.

But hell that's booring and been done already. As me old mate Airport2 could explain the little shitter has been very gentle with you bloody wankers and bum burglars (yes you know whom you are).

By the way Airport you must have finally gotten your sorry military arse out of dog eating land. Did you retire in LOS or are still getting your sad arse shot at in some god foresaken shithole ?????

Finally you reprobates the old dog would like to thank those brave few whom have PM'd offering an assist and the couple of pricks with as sense of humour and a degree of honesty whom have offered an assist on the list. The little mut appreciates it.

The rest of you mindless one liners and would be Moderators are really not worth a **** full of cold water. Boys. If you are going to attempt an insult or a little slap don't do it with limp wrist.

The Kelpie.

ps. As the little brown toothies say "Too Mutt, Too Mutt".

pss. Marmy is the corresponding expression "Ay Away" if you get the old dogs drift.

**nedwalk** · 21-01-2008, 01:40 PM

^ sorry mate, i,ve been around a bit, but i truelly am haveing a hard time understanding a fucking word you said, marmite is gonna be totally clueless, anyway good luck from here mate your on your own..

**cali kid** · 21-01-2008, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by kelpie

Stuff me drunk,

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

fukk me.

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Well stuff me drunk and sideways. Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Fuck me drunk Neddy.

Originally Posted by kelpie

Stuff me drunk

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me BigCock

So shall we all form a line then? Take numbers?

Or maybe we can make a lottery...

**kelpie** · 21-01-2008, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

kelpie.. mate..
i could,nt give a flying fuck what any c#@t thinks, i,m just saying your scareing the locals, you,ve come roaring out like a bloody kelpie off the chain, jumping all around, they don,t know if their gonna get bit or your gonna put shit on their fancy clobber, but mate, if your so poor not to ride on a ute what the f%k you doing there?

anyway mate i,m trying to pick the accent,sounds almost off the coast, i reckon east,

Neddy Mate.

The old dog has never been on a chain but lives under a bloody shearing shed and has been crapped on regularly by mindless fucking sheep.
His main role now is that of rat catcher extroidinare and rounding up stray mindless sheep that survived the drought.
He is very good at greetng strangers as he does not bark but just strips the archilles of any dodgy looking arsehole of no good intent whom ventures too close. The silly pricks never see it coming.

That's what the little prick was trained to do and shit he does it well.

The kelpie.

ps. The old bitch is getting a bit long in the tooth now, probably whelped too many litters.

**kelpie** · 21-01-2008, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by cali kid

Originally Posted by kelpie

Stuff me drunk,

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

fukk me.

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Well stuff me drunk and sideways. Bugger me

Originally Posted by kelpie

Fuck me drunk Neddy.

Originally Posted by kelpie

Stuff me drunk

Originally Posted by kelpie

Bugger me BigCock

So shall we all form a line then? Take numbers?

Or maybe we can make a lottery...

Screw me sideways Cali flower mate.

Shit you are a bright pimply arsed school kid Pal.

Hell. You must have gotten O levels at bloody Progressive Thingo.
Still its nice to see a numbnuts whom can read taking so keen an interest.

The kelpie.

ps. Are you in training to become a Moderator as the old dog reckons your a natural. Idiot.

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