I love this place, can't we all just get along.... except for the fat deviant pppffphotoguy, i don't like him.
I love this place, can't we all just get along.... except for the fat deviant pppffphotoguy, i don't like him.
jees, stop whinging you pooveOriginally Posted by Ijustwannateach
otherwise another soggy biscuit thread will be started by the scat freak.
cmn, there is nothing wrong with having sex with ugly gals, hell you should have seen some of the pics that I have had to throw away.
But you did throw the fuckers away, thank god!!
You need a break from posting steven, now you are after gay posters as well. Sorry about that Tomcat and Geecee. Now you guys know as well.Originally Posted by Ijustwannateach
Dog, why don't you come "out" and admit you enjoy a bit of how's your father with bob your uncle!!!
Nick, the male body is ugly, I know this for a fact as I do have mirrors, dangly bits,hairy legs and a hairy bum is not a sexual stimulant for me, nope I am more into the 5 foot 40 kilo range of young ladies, some hairy arsed guy just doesn't do it for me, and stop sending me those naked pics of yourself aswell![]()
I disagree.Originally Posted by DD
One of the two times i went to Pattaya, i think i was the only man without a lady at 3.00 in the morning.
Eventually hooked up with a fine looking lady.
She must have swapped with her hideous pock faced mate during the night, I was fucking horrified with the morning view. Horrified.
Jumped quickly into my jeans and gave her 200 baht plus 17 in loose change. They changed during the night, I'm sure. A clever little scam.
To make matters worse she insisted on coming down to the foyer with me where people could see me.
Last edited by ChiangMai noon; 10-02-2006 at 07:43 PM.
Your assertion that Butch is some kind of 'house negro' is very cruel and unkind.
Don I think the post was metaphorically speaking.
Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
I must have been with her twin.
Damn they say you dont fcuk the face, but hell looking down or up at dracula, or a dang zombie, or a pot marked pro, if you havent imbided enough can be extremely deflating to say the least in my case.
Thank God, your dream lasted until you woke up CMN. But I too would have fled the scene. But I wouldnt have posted I only had 217 cash on me...............multiple smiley face..... a laugh.
Sounds like beer googles to me... And beer chang is a very strong prescription... like milk bottles almostOriginally Posted by ChiangMai noon
Last edited by mad_dog; 10-02-2006 at 08:36 PM.
it gladens my heavy heart to see some many or should that be manly, members using the word 'poove' so liberally. i sure didn't invent the word but i like to think i introduced it into the teakdoor general lexicon
now carry on children ...
Don't worry Dog, I've updated my avatar so you can see a picture of my handsum face every day!!!
Can't ban you 'Steven'.Originally Posted by Ijustwannateach
As Butch isn't here as often as he should be, you're our resident poove.
Now sit down, shut up and press some flowers!
Since when has PB been so nice?
I made a referrence to the oddness of 'gay leather bikies' and he gave me a right telling off!
Dude's gotta be the most aggresive pacifist i've ever met. Liked him sure enough.
Old men with pony tails should be shot and have their heads shaved.Originally Posted by friscofrankie
*Of course by old I mean over 50 DD!*
That's it I'm growin' m' ponytail back!
You mean you're too stingy to get a hair cut?
Harry, I apologize for not being up to date but I have been on tour. Can you tell me why you need such an elaborate signature? hmmmm
Err......Harry's special Cap!
Didn't you know?
Well, I've gotten to the end of page 14 in the never-ending thread started by IJWT about ajarn.......vedddddy intedddddddddesting.
I thought about posting anonononymously here, on and on and on, pretending to have no sexual preference, no teaching experience, no prior posting experience on Thai expat forums, no children, no prior life...total amensia, no past, neither CV nor resume. Then, after posting enough ennui nothing boredom meaningless posts about a nonexistent life of nothing, I could gain access to the inner sanctum inside the Teak Door, and find....what? What's behind the Green Door? Dance with me, Henry; it's the Hit Parade with Snooky Lanson and Gisele McKenzie, and...oh no, that must be the door into the Senior Senility Forgotten Rest Home.
Where am I, doctor? Is this the surgery? What are you cutting out? Ouch, that hurts!
perhaps because he is not a pretentious wanker?Originally Posted by Ijustwannateach
ajarn, still doin fine. hundreds of poster onl;ine at the moment *champagne corks & cherries popping*
Huh? Again I say HUH?Originally Posted by Harry
You dont pay them to stay for the night, you pay them to leave in the morning
Its not that, its just you are a bit of a tit. For all I know DD could be a closet transexual who is using a friends photos to confuse me but he gives shit, takes shit and doesnt scream oooohhh all these nasty people harassing meeee!Originally Posted by Ijustwannateach
Get some cahones
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