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Malbec mike sounds pished

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Guatemalan strength number 4 with chocolaty spicy notes whatever the fuk that means. I hate coffee all that coffee culture bollix. Had a group of 3 of them at work, used to go on and on about different beans and shit. I threw their coffee in the bin.

What kind of machine are you using to make the coffee, Mike?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

A year or so she'll move on and find someone younger, fitter and willing to commit, oh and doesn't look like a dago

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I threw their coffee in the bin.

Originally Posted by Neverna

What kind of machine are you using to make the coffee, Mike?

One where I don't need to grind beans after I've shat out like Dill the mugwamp

Originally Posted by malmomike77

One where I don't need to grind beans after I've shat out like Dill the mugwamp

A bean to cup machine that does everything?

Not much chance of a reply that makes sense for the next few hours, Nev.

One of these double espressos could send Mike over the edge



There's nothing like the aromas of freshly ground coffee or a good yeast infection to start a day

That cup has sent me over the edge!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

One of these double espressos could send Mike over the edge

is that an OLED?

Once Symples mate Ed Milliband has finished De-Carbo...electrifying the UK i will still be enjoying my Guat 4 coz i'm analogue

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Lidl, who the fuk shops there

It's Asia week this week and 99p noodles



Happy Wife...Happy Life

(Check out the pound coin trick)

^ It's Asia week every week here mate, don't have to go to the UK for it.

And what did you do with the pound?

^ Used it to buy the last pack of noodles.

Same as you would if Korat Chef had a Brit Week

^ True enough. I'll be paying them a visit tomorrow as I've run out of Chocolate Hobnobs. They don't seem to last very long at all.

^ The shrinkflation in packet size...or you being a gluttunous bastard?

It's rare we buy from the branded robbing fucks of McVities and co nowadays. I'll have to give Lidls hobnobs a try and get back to you now...but IMHO Lidl and Aldi do crisps better than Walkers nowadays and a lot more besides.

Here's a couple of their coffees that are blatant copies of big brands that you wouldn't know the difference between.



Well.... unless you're Mike on a caffeine fuelled rampage around the wrong supermarket

^ How ironic... I don't get the choice of buying imitation chocolate biscuits here in Korat and have to buy the originals!

Originally Posted by Mendip

And what did you do with the pound?

Might have mistook you here
Are we talking 'golding' ?

My record is eight, if you are after a challenge?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Well.... unless you're Mike on a caffeine fuelled rampage

I'm feeling my way back into this coffee malarky, never one to like waste i over did the coffee, three rounded table spoons of ground coffee and that cafiteee whats it called yielded two mugs. My tinitus has kicked in big style which i think is due to elevanted blood pressure not helped by the anxiety of losing £50 quid on Symples sunday league team. I don't envisage a restful afternoon and i have an urge to peruse the middle aisles in Liddl and Aldi and a strange craving for a KFC.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Might have mistook you here
Are we talking 'golding' ?

My record is eight, if you are after a challenge?

Yeah, you were a little bit slow there.

But I accept defeat, without challenge.

Well done!

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^^ Interesting enough, during my short stay in hospital back in November the nurses took my blood pressure every four hours, and I noticed that drinking a cup of coffee before a test consistently raised my systolic pressure by around 10%. And that was just Nescafe instant coffee.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i have an urge to peruse the middle aisles in Liddl and Aldi and a strange craving for a KFC.

Originally Posted by Mendip

raised my systolic pressure

Did you factor in the presence of nurses into your equation?