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Malbec mike sounds pished

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

Guatemalan strength number 4 with chocolaty spicy notes whatever the fuk that means. I hate coffee all that coffee culture bollix. Had a group of 3 of them at work, used to go on and on about different beans and shit. I threw their coffee in the bin.

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What kind of machine are you using to make the coffee, Mike?

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

A year or so she'll move on and find someone younger, fitter and willing to commit, oh and doesn't look like a dago:)

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:smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

I threw their coffee in the bin.

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Originally Posted by Neverna

What kind of machine are you using to make the coffee, Mike?

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One where I don't need to grind beans after I've shat out like Dill the mugwamp :)

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

One where I don't need to grind beans after I've shat out like Dill the mugwamp

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A bean to cup machine that does everything?

Not much chance of a reply that makes sense for the next few hours, Nev. :D

One of these double espressos could send Mike over the edge

https://i.imgur.com/1SQ6BnZ.jpeg

There's nothing like the aromas of freshly ground coffee or a good yeast infection to start a day

https://i.imgur.com/pwPcZM4.jpeg

That cup has sent me over the edge!:)

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

One of these double espressos could send Mike over the edge

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is that an OLED?

Once Symples mate Ed Milliband has finished De-Carbo...electrifying the UK i will still be enjoying my Guat 4 coz i'm analogue

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

Lidl, who the fuk shops there

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It's Asia week this week and 99p noodles:deadhorsebig:

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Happy Wife...Happy Life:)

(Check out the pound coin trick:wink:)

^ It's Asia week every week here mate, don't have to go to the UK for it.

And what did you do with the pound?

^ Used it to buy the last pack of noodles.

Same as you would if Korat Chef had a Brit Week:)

^ True enough. I'll be paying them a visit tomorrow as I've run out of Chocolate Hobnobs. They don't seem to last very long at all.

^ The shrinkflation in packet size...or you being a gluttunous bastard?:)

It's rare we buy from the branded robbing fucks of McVities and co nowadays. I'll have to give Lidls hobnobs a try and get back to you now...but IMHO Lidl and Aldi do crisps better than Walkers nowadays and a lot more besides.

Here's a couple of their coffees that are blatant copies of big brands that you wouldn't know the difference between.

https://i.imgur.com/wjMEg7n.jpeg

Well.... unless you're Mike on a caffeine fuelled rampage around the wrong supermarket:)

https://i.imgur.com/by9VTgf.jpeg

^ How ironic... I don't get the choice of buying imitation chocolate biscuits here in Korat and have to buy the originals!

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Originally Posted by Mendip

And what did you do with the pound?

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Might have mistook you here:)
Are we talking 'golding' ?

My record is eight, if you are after a challenge?

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Well.... unless you're Mike on a caffeine fuelled rampage

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I'm feeling my way back into this coffee malarky, never one to like waste i over did the coffee, three rounded table spoons of ground coffee and that cafiteee whats it called yielded two mugs. My tinitus has kicked in big style which i think is due to elevanted blood pressure not helped by the anxiety of losing £50 quid on Symples sunday league team. I don't envisage a restful afternoon and i have an urge to peruse the middle aisles in Liddl and Aldi and a strange craving for a KFC.

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Might have mistook you here:)
Are we talking 'golding' ?

My record is eight, if you are after a challenge?

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Yeah, you were a little bit slow there.

But I accept defeat, without challenge.

Well done!

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

I'm feeling my way back into this coffee malarky, never one to like waste i over did the coffee, three rounded table spoons of ground coffee and that cafiteee whats it called yielded two mugs.

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Yes, you probably used too much coffee. The instructions say: 1 rounded dessert spoon of coffee per person.

For two cups of coffee, try two dessert spoons of ground coffee next time instead of three table spoons.

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

My tinitus has kicked in big style which i think is due to elevanted blood pressure not helped by the anxiety of losing £50 quid on Symples sunday league team. I don't envisage a restful afternoon and i have an urge to peruse the middle aisles in Liddl and Aldi and a strange craving for a KFC.

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Decaffeinated coffee might be worth a try if you suffer from high blood pressure.

I’d rather drink muddy water…

^^ Interesting enough, during my short stay in hospital back in November the nurses took my blood pressure every four hours, and I noticed that drinking a cup of coffee before a test consistently raised my systolic pressure by around 10%. And that was just Nescafe instant coffee.

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

i have an urge to peruse the middle aisles in Liddl and Aldi and a strange craving for a KFC.

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:smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by Mendip

raised my systolic pressure

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Did you factor in the presence of nurses into your equation?