Thread: Please move out the way, this is an emergency

Originally Posted by buriramboy

I'm going to go out on a limb here but I'm guessing a 2 or 3 year old has no social media accounts or links to his name plastered all over the internet, plus all Thais have a nickname as in a one syllable name that bears no resemblance to their real name, so referring to him/her as nit, noi, nok, bee or whatever is hardly going to identify him or her and might make you seem a bit more human and not a total tit.

Although he isnt ethnic Thai , he has Tibetan hill tribe ethnicity and as far as I'm aware , the name that he is called by in real life, is his real name , he has a hill tribe name, which Thais have never heard of (generally) .
There seems to be quite a degree of animosity between the hill tribes and the Thias .
I accidentally called Replacement "Ben " recently . And to cover up this slip of the tongue , I began singing the Thai National anthem "Ben sala , Thai irak simore la la la la " and got told to stop singing THAT song .
He did also arrive as a replacement .
I was walking down the street one day and his Mother called me over and asked why She longer sees me walking down the street everyday with Ben , as we seemed so happy , I told her that his Mum has gone and too him with her and She suggested that I take her son out for a walk .
If you would like to be on first names terms with him Al , I may make a video later and let him introduce himself

The amount of time and effort you put into dreaming up all this shit for your own perverse needs and gratification is... frankly disturbing.

Originally Posted by Fluke

he has Tibetan hill tribe ethnicity

He has WTF?

Originally Posted by Fluke
he has Tibetan hill tribe ethnicity

He has WTF?

Geography wasn't Billy Nomates best subject at school. Nor English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisu_people

Lisu hill tribe , Came from Tibet and walked to Thailand

So you could be a mentor to the next Dalai Lama then.

Out and about yesterday and Replacement started panicking "Ki ki" , he needed a dump , there and then .
It couldnt wait , had to do it there and then .
Managed to do it standing up in full view of passers by.
The location was on the bridge , by the wall opposite Loco Elvis near Tapae gate
It should still be there , if someone wants to go and look at it .
Its banana shaped and light brown

Perhaps it's better to stick with your posts as a very close approximation.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Perhaps it's better to stick with your posts as a very close approximation.

Maybe someone would want to go and check it out for themselves ?

Originally Posted by Fluke

Managed to do it standing up in full view of passers by.

Originally Posted by Fluke

It should still be there , if someone wants to go and look at it

Flake's put enough time and effort into this troll to lay groundwork for further bait (Poster: you can't shit standing up! Flake: 23 posts explaining why you can) and a reverse plausible-deniability-Russell's-teapot scenario (Flake: challenging posters to disprove him by going to look for a child's shit).

It's actually kinda scary how much time and effort he puts into these things.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Has the penny finally dropped?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Has the penny finally dropped?

I cannot be trolling by definition, as it really happened .

Bet the kid climbs a tree and takes a dump on someones head today..

Originally Posted by Fluke

Maybe someone would want to go and check it out for themselves ?

The onus to provide proof is on you.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Double century well done fluke.

Did you wipe his bottom with tissue or a wet wipe ?

Originally Posted by stroller

The onus to provide proof is on you.Pics or it didn't happen!

Went back to take a photo tonight, its gone , someone must have stolen it

Originally Posted by wasabi

Did you wipe his bottom with tissue or a wet wipe ?

Didnt do anything , just pulled his trousers up and took him back home to mummy to get that sorted out

Originally Posted by Fluke

Went back to take a photo tonight, its gone , someone must have stolen it

Is Jeff in CM at the moment?

In Panthip Plaza again last night , up on the fourth floor with Replacement in the Big C shopping trolley , just having a drive around .Turned and looked at me "Boshi, boshi" Went full speed in the shopping trolley towards the toilets a few minutes away and Replacement was stood up in the shopping trolley making a loud police siren noise as we went full speed in the shopping trolley and we got there in time

Sounds like You had the most fun last night out of all our members.

Sitting at home alone dreaming up another scenario to try to troll a forum over with yet another tale of a ‘replacement’s’ bowel and bladder movements is probably Flakes idea of ‘fun’.

At least Fluke you where sober when you where driving the shopping trolley, unlike the other members who didn't have as much fun as you and Moses ( he had a replacement Dad )
And they awaken with hangovers.
You have a clear head.

Originally Posted by wasabi

At least Fluke you where sober when you where driving the shopping trolley, unlike the other members who didn't have as much fun as you and Moses ( he had a replacement Dad )
And they awaken with hangovers.
You have an empty head.

FTFY ....