Thread: Please move out the way, this is an emergency

Originally Posted by Fluke

Two year olds have very small bladders , which causes them to fill up quickly and due to the limited space , they are unable to hold it in for any length of time , the fact that he indicates when he needs a lash is proof that he is indeed toilet trained .
Had I not squeezed his stomach in or had the toilet been a bit closer, we may have possibly made it to the toilet

Bullshit I have twins and we never had issues like you. Plus here you admit you dont have a clue... On your way to fcuking up the second kid now.

Jesus, some people bite easily on here

Originally Posted by cyrille

Jesus, some people bite easily on here

Originally Posted by Fluke

he is indeed toilet trained

Toilet training


Definition

A child is considered to be toilet trained when he or she initiates going to the bathroom and can adjust clothing necessary to urinate or have a bowel movement. Toilet training is sometimes called toilet learning or potty training.

Read more: http://www.healthofchildren.com/T/Toilet-Training.html#ixzz57iMEcP89

Originally Posted by cyrille

Jesus, some people bite easily on here

No shit.









Was just pee this time.

Just out of interest, Fluke, why did you start this thread?

Originally Posted by Fluke

when the Child indicates that he needs a lash

You mean 'slash' you dumb cnut. Lash is

lash
a night on the town heavily drinking with your friends, pubcrawling.We were out on the town having a lash with our mates!

That was a good lash last night.

It's all BS anyway. If it had really happened, a sharp-shooting, iPhone-toting patriotic netizen would have caught it on camera and uploaded it to indignant-diner.com or Youtube and it would be viral news by now.

Youtube video or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted by Fluke

but as a Parent , you need to put your kids first , before your easy life

Yeah.





Wait... you ditched your own son so you could go drinking, whoring, and watch chavball.

Originally Posted by Fluke

you need to put your kids first

Hypocrite.

^ If you have nothing to say, why bother posting anything ?

Originally Posted by Fluke

^ If you have nothing to say, why bother posting anything ?

What's to say? You took a 2 year old to a shopping mall and he pissed himself. Happens all the time. Hardly worth a reply.

Originally Posted by Norton

What's to say? You took a 2 year old to a shopping mall and he pissed himself. Happens all the time. Hardly worth a reply.

He didnt piss himself though , he is toilet trained .

Originally Posted by Fluke

it doesnt take much intelligence to guess what they are .

Originally Posted by Fluke

It can only be one other thing, and that is a trainin side the pants , which drives them to the toilet, when they need to go, but, I suspect that it isnt that

You are one dumb MF.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

You are one dumb MF.

The dumbest.

Originally Posted by Switch

The dumbest.

It was a clever play on words
Training pants
Train in pants .
Way to clever for you to understand

Advanced parenting skills?

No, just flake being dumb and wrong headed as usual, especially where children are involved.

It isn’t funny flake. Being responsible for child care is serious.

Originally Posted by Fluke

That is just lack of bladder control and that happens to everyone , including adults .

Can't remember when I last pissed on mall customers...

Originally Posted by stroller

Can't remember when I last pissed on mall customers...

When was the last time that you needed to piss outside, when you were walking home and couldnt get home in time for a piss and you had to have one outside ?
Its the same thing , bladder control

so, fluke:

the kid was shooting piss like a squirt gun at mall customers.

assuming the kid was wearing clothes in mcdonalds, why did you take off his pants before reaching the restroom?

Originally Posted by Farangrakthai

so, fluke:

the kid was shooting piss like a squirt gun at mall customers.

assuming the kid was wearing clothes in mcdonalds, why did you take off his pants before reaching the restroom?

That is stated in the O.P.

oh:

Originally Posted by Fluke

Mum whipped off his shorts and told me to get him to the gents quickly .

was this mcdonalds in a jungle with monkeys?

just kidding.

was the national anthem playing ?

ironic that you were looking for the golden arches^^^^showers

Originally Posted by baldrick

was the national anthem playing ?

It wasnt being played at the time , but I was recently in exactly the same place with just me and replacement and he started playing up because he wanted something that he couldnt get, forget now what it was, a balloon or something .
He had a big temper tantrum , crying , screaming hitting me and kicking and scratching me .
I just put him down on the floor, walked away and left him there , having a tantrum on his own until his heart was content .
I was watching him from a distance , his fury subsided and he realised that he was on his own .
I gave it a few minutes and then walked past , ignoring him .
He started crying and screaming again (to get my attention ) , I walked over and picked him up and he stopped his confrontational attitude , cried a little bit more , but held on to me tightly .
I took him home and told his Mother how he'd misbehaved , She was furious with him .
He has never misbehaved since, that was his one and only temper tantrum

Originally Posted by baldrick

was the national anthem playing ?

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