Thread: Please move out the way, this is an emergency

Originally Posted by cyrille

Has the penny finally dropped?

I cannot be trolling by definition, as it really happened .

Originally Posted by Fluke

Managed to do it standing up in full view of passers by.

Originally Posted by Fluke

It should still be there , if someone wants to go and look at it

Flake's put enough time and effort into this troll to lay groundwork for further bait (Poster: you can't shit standing up! Flake: 23 posts explaining why you can) and a reverse plausible-deniability-Russell's-teapot scenario (Flake: challenging posters to disprove him by going to look for a child's shit).

It's actually kinda scary how much time and effort he puts into these things.

Bet the kid climbs a tree and takes a dump on someones head today..

Double century well done fluke.

Did you wipe his bottom with tissue or a wet wipe ?

Originally Posted by wasabi

Did you wipe his bottom with tissue or a wet wipe ?

Didnt do anything , just pulled his trousers up and took him back home to mummy to get that sorted out

In Panthip Plaza again last night , up on the fourth floor with Replacement in the Big C shopping trolley , just having a drive around .Turned and looked at me "Boshi, boshi" Went full speed in the shopping trolley towards the toilets a few minutes away and Replacement was stood up in the shopping trolley making a loud police siren noise as we went full speed in the shopping trolley and we got there in time

Sounds like You had the most fun last night out of all our members.

Sitting at home alone dreaming up another scenario to try to troll a forum over with yet another tale of a ‘replacement’s’ bowel and bladder movements is probably Flakes idea of ‘fun’.

At least Fluke you where sober when you where driving the shopping trolley, unlike the other members who didn't have as much fun as you and Moses ( he had a replacement Dad )
And they awaken with hangovers.
You have a clear head.

Originally Posted by wasabi

At least Fluke you where sober when you where driving the shopping trolley, unlike the other members who didn't have as much fun as you and Moses ( he had a replacement Dad )
And they awaken with hangovers.
You have an empty head.

FTFY ....