Thread: Ask The Chef

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

We all should share a Loy Toy apple pie with hot custard and put all this hate and hatred and disdain behind us.

Too late, LT - as this thread has taken an odd twisted circle-jerk way....

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by Cujo

The question is who told you about his tiny penis in the first place?

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Tiny penis comments next, I imagine....

He did. After all, who would bring the size of their penis into a cooking conversation if they weren't a bit "Japanese" if you know what I mean.

Well actually I have been told it's VERY tiny.

Hi Chef, my main meal is a Kofta kebab , single filling with chilli sauce , is there enough nutrients in this meal to sustain a healthy diet.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

could you quote where I've ever talked about your tiny penis?

Possibly, if I could be bothered. Possibly in Lulu's Circle Jerk thread. I recall he, in meltdown mode, said I have a tiny penis and you immediately chimed in and made another comment about it.
It wasn't the first time he's made mention of my penis being tiny, either.
Obsessed with me and interested in my penis. Rather disturbing is Lulu.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Well actually I have been told it's VERY tiny.

Heh, by someone that knows from sucking it dry, no doubt.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by Cujo

The question is who told you about his tiny penis in the first place?

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Tiny penis comments next, I imagine....

He did. After all, who would bring the size of their penis into a cooking conversation if they weren't a bit "Japanese" if you know what I mean.

Well actually I have been told it's VERY tiny.

Not to mention that he punches like a girl.


But hey, we can't all be Luigi.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by Cujo

Well actually I have been told it's VERY tiny.

Heh, by someone that knows from sucking it dry, no doubt.

Fuck I've met some Drama queens before but you must have the Tiniest penis ever to venture into TD.

^ C'mon Google Cook, you're supposed to answering the question posed above, not thinking about my penis.

Whilst waiting for my flight from DM.

I decided to indulge in a Gastronomic delight

never had a sausage mcmuffin before,I was expecting a tiny penis like thing,which made me laugh at the thought of a drama queen, coffee and i think a hash brown.

having breakfast with about 40 chinese can be pretty frustrating ,with looking around most of there food favours the floor.

Well I can honestly say I don't think I'll frequent MC ds for breakfast again the coffee was ok though.

Well my dear Trainee chefs anyone tried my recipe i left you to try.?

Originally Posted by Maanaam

^ C'mon Google Cook, you're supposed to answering the question posed above, not thinking about my penis.

What question.?

To see if you or the Fake italian fucker has the smallest willy.

Come on Luigi get your photos up.

Originally Posted by Chico

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by Cujo

Well actually I have been told it's VERY tiny.

Heh, by someone that knows from sucking it dry, no doubt.

Fuck I've met some Drama queens before but you must have the Tiniest penis ever to venture into TD.

Did you see her meltdown OP on here, freaking out because Thai Visa were refusing to delete her account after he demanded that they delete all her posts and threads? There was almost spittle coming through the monitor.

Some people are just too emotional and stupid for the internet.

Though it could be the stress of her living here as a criminal that messes her up.

Can you tell me which Delia Smith recipe book has the "Lemon Drizzle Cake" recipe in it. The one with lemon cream topping and filling.

Thanks in advance.

Originally Posted by OhOh

Can you tell me which Delia Smith recipe book has the "Lemon Drizzle Cake" recipe in it. The one with lemon cream topping and filling.

Thanks in advance.

Wish I could help you,though not much of a delia fan,look up James Martin he does good recipes for Cakes,desserts.

And if your over a certain age Mrs Beeton.

Originally Posted by Chico

MC ds for breakfast again the coffee was ok though.

Fail as a chef. No more credibility. Not that you had much to start with.

^ Yep. A good chef would have made his own breakfast.

Originally Posted by Chico

And if your over a certain age Mrs Beeton.

Mrs Beeton is good.


Now where are my slippers and my rocking chair.

Originally Posted by Neverna

^ Yep. A good chef would have made his own breakfast.

Even a bad chef would have. Easy enough to make an omelette and a brew.

In the airport?

Originally Posted by Neverna

^ Yep. A good chef would have made his own breakfast.

Originally Posted by Chico

And if your over a certain age Mrs Beeton.

Mrs Beeton is good.


Now where are my slippers and my rocking chair.

I wasn't aware they had kitchens in DM airport,I'll have to ask the next time I'm there.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Chico

MC ds for breakfast again the coffee was ok though.

Fail as a chef. No more credibility. Not that you had much to start with.

Now that's funny coming from Willy.

English Doctorate ring any Bells.?:

You should have marched in there, like you did on here and showed the McDonalds staff how to knock up a Croque Monsieur

Originally Posted by Chico

Originally Posted by Neverna

^ Yep. A good chef would have made his own breakfast.

Originally Posted by Chico

And if your over a certain age Mrs Beeton.

Mrs Beeton is good.


Now where are my slippers and my rocking chair.

I wasn't aware they had kitchens in DM airport,I'll have to ask the next time I'm there.

Just walk across the air-con Amari food bridge to Zeppelin at the Amari.

'Gourmet' breakfast buffet.

Zeppelin Restaurant - Amari Don Muang Airport Bangkok


Though, of course, it may not be up to your standards.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

You should have marched in there, like you did on here and showed the McDonalds staff how to knock up a Croque Monsieur

I would've of only problem is they don't sell them.

Originally Posted by Chico

When was the last time to had the Amari breakfast.?

Zeppelin Restaurant - Amari Don Muang Airport Bangkok