Thread: Show us your impulse buy

PornHub face masks.



You know you don't need to wear protection when you're wanking, Mendy?

The 'gardener' will never guess its Mendy in that stealth mask

Here you go Mendy.

Next trip away, leave that traumatised factotum a reminder mould in his ya dong fridge

This thread has been paying modest but steady dividends since its 2016 inauguration. But only on the 67th page did it finally hit its stride, go nucular and chocked up a jackpot!

Beanie hats off to the PornHub gimp-mask Mendip!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Next trip away, leave that traumatised factotum a reminder mould in his ya dong fridge

Are you gonna go largo on your manservant-mold for the factotum?

How many ya dongs did you drink to order pornhub face masks Mendip??

He'll be on his onlyfans site at this time of night

Not quite the 'picolax thread' but it's up there!

The Picolax Thread Returns - Singletrack Magazine

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

who is this

Originally Posted by Backspin

who is this

stop stalking fcukwit

Originally Posted by baldrick

stop stalking fcukwit

Why are you so sour ? kraut

Originally Posted by Backspin

Why are you so sour ? kraut

Why do you act like you are an 8 year old moron? Damn dude.

I bought a blender and can now make delicious smoothies!
Only £18 from Tesco, a life changing experience!

The old ones kept getting burnt out and fvcked up by the ex who used to blend up chicken feet and such like in them.

A tenner says Joe 9 Fingers within 3 weeks.

Good one, but intend keeping all my digets and putting them to good use.

Originally Posted by Backspin

who is this

Its Cyrille aka Alan partridge aks twat

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Good one, but intend keeping all my digets and putting them to good use.



Its Cyrille aka Alan partridge aks twat

I'm on your mind with worrying frequency when it's getting on for 4am and you're hammered yet again.

Anyway, no... that's you that is!

Ahahahaha

Originally Posted by Mendip

It was just a pack of PornHub face masks, nothing weird. And I still don't know what made me buy them.

Ohh that's all. Just some PornHub advertising face masks. Nothing too bad. Hopefully the daughter doesn't do a quick Google search ( you know they are clever now) and then all bets are off.

Thanks for sharing. The impulse buys are getting quite interesting now.

It's funny I was coming here to post about a new phone I had to buy today and was pissed. But after Red and Mendy started discussing impulse buys I will just watch from the cheap seats.

Carry on...

Fashion icon.

Customer loyalty bonus

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Customer loyalty bonus

Yeah. Definitely something I would proudly display walking around....

Originally Posted by armstrong

Fashion icon.

Who needs House of Gucci. Stone wall class in a glass Armstrong


I hesitate to drag the thread back down to domestic appliance earth after it got launched into pornhub gimp-mask orbit yesterday but if you have got a timber or tiled floor then you could do worse than one of these steam mop bewts.

Vacuuming gets the dust up but tonight I have for the first time erased a long and colourful history of small food and drink splash spots in less than 15 minutes.

$49 - chink-tastic