Thread: Hangover butty - not for the squeemish.

On the odd occasion when the missus doesn't want to feed you on account of minor indiscretions performed under the affluence of incohol, a food is needed that is quick, easy, and fixes headaches.

Step 1
Turn on the grill, slice up a block of cheese and a tomato.
Arrange the cheese and tomato on a plate, add a few slices of bacon.
Put under the grill.





Step 2

Whilst your plate is cooking under the grill, slice off a few rounds of bread.




Step 3
When the cheese is beginning to turn brown, remove the plate from the grill.
Spread the cheese onto the bread.




Step 4
Add tomato and bacon.






Step 5
Top with remaining bread and fill your boots.

Sounds complicated.

You haven't vandalised it with ketchup?! Run out?

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Sounds complicated.

Easy, and worth the effort.
If very hungover, make sure you have equipment handy for sewing fingers back on, and something to treat burns with.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

You haven't vandalised it with ketchup?

The salt from the cheese and the bacon nullifies the need for sauce.
A rare occasion indeed.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Sounds complicated.

Yes. When will Thailand get these, I wonder?



Shelling a hard-boiled egg bought in a packet from 7-11 and nuking it then spreading it on toast is such a waste of one's time...

Looking at the pics it appears you have made only one and a half rounds.

Tell me withnall, are you a poof?

3 rounds, and the photos don't show how big the bread was.

Some of us are delicate of figure, not waddling fat bellied geezers void of a foot view.

I find your lack of use of brown sauce disturbing. Please report to your nearest re-education centre to hand in your passport/renounce your citizenship!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

3 rounds, and the photos don't show how big the bread was.

Some of us are delicate of figure, not waddling fat bellied geezers void of a foot view.

3 slices.
One and a half rounds of sandwiches.
Did you cut the crusts off as well?
Nancyboy.

Withnall of course forgot to write the preliminary stage of the operation:

1. Bugger the pig to death

Lets get this straight.

The bread was big.

And i used the bread to mop up all the cheese and bacon oils.

No way is that gay.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I find your lack of use of brown sauce disturbing.

Time and a place, but in this case, nothing should be allowed to upset the delicate balance of flavours, not even a splash of the brown - so to speak.

You know, I look at how the rich people live, and flaunt it, and I feel a rising, choking resentment.

Currently I can't afford cheese or bacon. What can I use as substitutes?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The bread was big.

The bread being big will never override the fact that you have a large traffic cone perpetually lodged up your anus..

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Currently I can't afford cheese or bacon. What can I use as substitutes?

Thai mayonnaise and flip flops.

Just so we are clear, you did some pretty serious damage with that fooking "guess what my boring shit is" thread, and frankly, it's going to take a damn sight more than one and a half bleeding sandwiches to make it right.
Didn't even have bleedin butter on the bread for christsake.

Looks great!!!

I make something similar but I used the thin brown bread from 7/11 with brown sauce on one....ketchup on the other

Originally Posted by Necron99

Didn't even have bleedin butter on the bread for christsake.

Butter and cheese?

Ridiculous.

Originally Posted by boloa

Looks great!!!

A man of (almost) great taste.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Currently I can't afford cheese or bacon. What can I use as substitutes?

Thai mayonnaise and flip flops.

Thank you for that facetious answer.

Your bloody cheese and bacon can't give you class.

No avocado ?

Heathen.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

No avocado ? Heathen.

Ponce.

Was you drowning your sorrows after the mighty Hammer's gave you a beating ?

Originally Posted by daveboy

Was you drowning your sorrows after the mighty Hammer's gave you a beating ?

I was your Honour.
Bastard.

Originally Posted by daveboy

Was you drowning your sorrows

happens alot when you've got Peter Crouch manning the guns. And although Robert Huth's a massive German youth, he isn't bring up the rear so well these days..

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The bread was big.

So where did you buy the giant tomatoes??

Originally Posted by Thai Pom

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The bread was big.

So where did you buy the giant tomatoes??

Fat.

The bread was fat.