Thread: Hangover butty - not for the squeemish.

Originally Posted by Thai Pom

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The bread was big.

So where did you buy the giant tomatoes??

Giant tomatoes, they'd have to have some sort of warning label on them, wouldn't they?

It's missing Black Pepper but apart from that 9/10 for the sandwich and 6/10 for technique.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

No avocado ? Heathen.

Please MTFU!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

On the odd occasion when the missus doesn't want to feed you on account of minor indiscretions performed under the affluence of incohol, a food is needed that is quick, easy, and fixes headaches.

Sandwich, yeah - blah blah. Get to the real story - what did you do that deserved termination of food catering??

Was this 'sandwich' washed down with a chilled Chang?

This thread oughta be renamed.

withnall has an itty bitty sandwich for afternoon tea or elevenes or something.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

This thread oughta be renamed. withnall has an itty bitty sandwich for afternoon tea or elevenes or something.

Butty size is inversely proportional to hangover size.

Why not simple invest in a toasted sandwich maker?

Cheap as chips here and they even cut the bread for you.

^ Thats more like a sandwich.........

That is a miniature sandwich, topped with bits that shouldn't even be fed to the dogs - skin and gristle.
Butter with cheese is just rude.

FAIL

Originally Posted by Necron99

dash of seeded mustard.

A dash of mustard ? there's loads of it , impossible if it was hetrosexual mustard .
It looks suspiciously like French mustard , probably whole grain organic too....
the least hot- most limp wristed mustard know to man .

Making your snack the campest sarnie on the thread
man up with some colmans english mustard

Originally Posted by blue

Making your snack the campest sarnie on the thread

Hear hear.

If I'd done roast beef it would have been horseradish and English mustard.
Don't work with chicken and pickles.

^ says tha man who didn't even put fookin sauce on his fairy bread.

Why didn't you put the cheese and tomatoes on the bread before grilling, and quickly fry the bacon.

Yes, even pretty pats suffers from hangovers....

And butter and ketchup is a must, as is a rather ball breaking bloody mary.

There exists no sandwich which can't be improved with a healthy dollop of this stuff:

Balls.

Looks like it would seize up the old bung hole Wallnallstoke? No jalipino peppers, can't be all that good.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

The bread being big will never override the fact that you have a large traffic cone perpetually lodged up your anus..

Maybe he used the cone to store his left over sanga's.

Anyway that food ain't any good for me as I'd spew it up.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Here's a sandwich nancy boy.

Now where talking, this is excellent.

Witheralls nasty sanga is for pooves and Poms.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

This thread oughta be renamed.

withnall has an itty bitty sandwich for afternoon tea or elevenes or something.

Or even rename it............

" If you want to get cancer or at best food poisoning eat this shit. "

Sorry mate, but it looks absolutely foking ghastly.

Originally Posted by terry57

Witheralls nasty sanga is for pooves and Poms.

Poms yes, pooves no.
That horrible dog food sarnie only looks edible to you Aussies because it's got that blurter busting red cabbage shit on it.
Still - it cleans out the bunghole ready for the next geezer i presume.

When comparing the two sangers on the thread I'd have to go with withnalls, solely because the chicken Necron used isn't very nice - too sweet.

new thread title

Hangover butty - not for the hungry.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

When comparing the two sangers on the thread I'd have to go with withnalls, solely because the chicken Necron used isn't very nice - too sweet.

How do you know wot my chicken tastes like?
I find the local mix of petrol, biofuel and road grit gives it a certain piquant flavor.