Thread: Hangover butty - not for the squeemish.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Poms yes, pooves no.

Why is it called a Hangover Butty ?

Surely the Butty means Butter and plenty of it ???

Your sandwiches ARE GAY Withnall, you Northern Mincer

Originally Posted by Necron99

How do you know wot my chicken tastes like?

Coz I'm facking clever isn't it.

If it's what I'm thinking of, your chicken came from that franchise dotted around the country. I forget the name but they marinade their product in a sweet sauce.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

How do you know wot my chicken tastes like?

Coz I'm facking clever isn't it.

If it's what I'm thinking of, your chicken came from that franchise dotted around the country. I forget the name but they marinade their product in a sweet sauce.

Does not! Comes fresh off the diesel fueled 44 gallon BBQ parked outside my moobahn.
Traditional Thai chicken this is, cooked by a traditionally toothless old Thai granny.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Does not! Comes fresh off the diesel fueled 44 gallon BBQ parked outside my moobahn.
Traditional Thai chicken this is, cooked by a traditionally toothless old Thai granny.

In which case I apologize and withnall's sandwich remains the gayest fare ever to mince its way onto my computer monitor.

Both of the specimens posted up are for the birds. I could do better with one eye shut and stumbling hard to my left and crashing full force into the side of the kitchen counter after a true night out on the piss.

Mustard, mayo, bacon, salami, grilled onions, pepperoncini, thinly sliced tomato's and sharp cheddar on some thick crusty bread. If you are truly on the piss then add fried or scrambled eggs.

^ big talk from someone with no sandwich.
What you have there is a hypothetical sandwich which has yet to be proven.

^^ I agree.

Had this for elevenses this morning, with a diet coke of course.

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ big talk from someone with no sandwich. What you have there is a hypothetical sandwich which has yet to be proven.

Yeh..

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ big talk from someone with no sandwich. What you have there is a hypothetical sandwich which has yet to be proven.

Fair call...

MY next piss up I will post pics. You lot will be drooling. Cant be more then another day or two. I am drunk now but already have eaten.

Originally Posted by bsnub

MY next piss up I will post pics. You lot will be drooling. Cant be more then another day or two. I am drunk now but already have eaten.

Pathetic.

The masterpiece of culinary perfection, not even slightly mincing, i posted, was prepared after a few days on the piss, and was the first solid to pass my lips in about 60 hours.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

^^ I agree.

Had this for elevenses this morning, with a diet coke of course.

Thats a pooves sarnie

^ As mentioned, that was for elevenses. Here's lunch being wheeled in..

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Currently I can't afford cheese or bacon. What can I use as substitutes?

learn to

Originally Posted by somtamslap

1. Bugger the pig to death

thus you will have both bacon and with a wee bit of cleaning - cheese

^ I'm not hungry anymore...

Originally Posted by Rupert Wanger

Originally Posted by somtamslap

^^ I agree.

Had this for elevenses this morning, with a diet coke of course.

Thats a pooves sarnie

Lets not get out of hand. That has the buds a watering.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

the chicken Necron used isn't very nice - too sweet.

Originally Posted by Necron99

How do you know wot my chicken tastes like?

He's got a good point Slap, or have you got one of those new scratch and sniff iWhatevers?

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

He's got a good point Slap, or have you got one of those new scratch and sniff iWhatevers?

It looks exactly like (I know chicken doesn't really tend to vary in appearance) the stuff my mrs gets, and I do nay like it at all..

Originally Posted by patsycat

Why didn't you put the cheese and tomatoes on the bread before grilling, and quickly fry the bacon.

Yes, even pretty pats suffers from hangovers....

And butter and ketchup is a must, as is a rather ball breaking bloody mary.

Stoke I believe you have been aced

Originally Posted by Mid

Originally Posted by patsycat

Why didn't you put the cheese and tomatoes on the bread before grilling, and quickly fry the bacon.

Yes, even pretty pats suffers from hangovers....

And butter and ketchup is a must, as is a rather ball breaking bloody mary.

Stoke I believe you have been aced

Cobblers. Cheese and tomato on bread placed under a grill is cheese and tomato on toast.

As for putting butter on bread with grilled cheese, it would be interesting to know how many folks put butter on their pizza - same thing innit.

Withnall. You made a gay sandwich. Admit it. Move on.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Withnall. You made a gay sandwich. Admit it. Move on.

No and no.

It has firmly been proved my sarnie was not gay.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Withnall. You made a gay sandwich. Admit it. Move on.

No and no.

It has firmly been proved my sarnie was not gay.

Woah! Where was that then?

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Woah! Where was that then?

Somewhere in withnall's imagination.

Redemption can be sort with a proper sandwich, withnall. Get in the facking kitchen.

^ he will need to deal with a fresh pig first

unless of course it is his morning daily exercise