Thread: Hangover butty - not for the squeemish.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Woah! Where was that then?

Somewhere in withnall's imagination.

Redemption can be sort with a proper sandwich, withnall. Get in the facking kitchen.

Terry57 said it would make him throw up.
How can it be gay?

^^^ not so fast. Don't forget that whole "guess my product debacle".

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Woah! Where was that then?

Somewhere in withnall's imagination.

Redemption can be sort with a proper sandwich, withnall. Get in the facking kitchen.

He can't. He has to finish tatting his doilies first.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Don't forget that whole "guess my product debacle".

Great idea.

I'm on it now - watch out for a new thread.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I'm on it now - watch out for a new thread.

So you're shirking your duties re proving you aren't a massive poofter, on this thread?

Very poor form.

I'm not surprised terry would throw up.

After you've had him bent over all morning shining your Carlos fandangos

Massive fuck off proper sandwich now.

Or admit you're gay

Says the avocado man!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Or admit you're gay

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Says the avocado man

Well put.


I don't do works of art on demand.
I haven't been on the piss for a few days.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not gay.

Heathens, avocado on a sandwich is the dogs bollocks!

So we're obviously all in agreement then...

Withnall has committed an egregious crime against sandwiches and must be punished for his transgressions. Something involving being put in stocks and smeared in condiments probably being most appropriate (as long as it is done in a non-gay way, the smearing part that is).

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

smeared in condiments

I must admit i may have transgressed a little.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Says the avocado man!

Who's side you on anyway!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I must admit i may have transgressed a little.

A little!?

Such heinous a crime has not been seen since the first American smeared peanut butter and jam on a bit of bread and called it a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!








Ps. avocado is an excellent source of essential fats

Obviously batting for the right side.

Avocado boy.

And tastes good too!

Edit : Obviously talking to the educated Ant, not batty boy here!

Pps. anyone else notice that Withnall's just a little bit too keen to be smeared in condiments. He has taken my non-gay punishment and made it gay!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I must admit i may have transgressed a little.

A little!?

Such heinous a crime has not been seen since the first American smeared peanut butter and jam on a bit of bread and called it a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Ps. Gayness in denial deleted.

Earl of Sandwich, please.
Don't go mentioning the yanks or they'll all be on about how we would be speaking German if it wasn't for them and other fairy tales.

I didn't transgress as much as Necnonce69 and his "best eaten from 'twixt the hairy arsed cheeks of a friend" sandwich.

^ We speak mostly of the things we are familiar with.

I think we need a sandwich off to settle the matter of who has the culinary skills and palate of a real man.

Obviously withnal is already disqualified for his feminine entree disaster.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I think we need a sandwich off to settle the matter of who has the culinary skills and palate of a real man.

A good and fair idea.

Or perhaps a soggy biscuit race?

Don't think this gets you off your punishment, I've already got the sauce picked out... Completely ungayly of course!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I've already got the sauce picked out.

Does it contain custard?

Can't say, one question/hint though... On a scale of one to 10, how sensitive would you say your skin is?