Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

CCTV IS THE ANSWER MATE.

Check with Cyrille as he has the latest connection to monitor devious activities on a huge field or his hovel to cheak for wides and no balls .

Overreaching there, liar and pisshead.

England taking it leisurely.

Bangla need 174 off 96 with five wickets standing.

Gosh, everyone will remember that instead of the sandpaper now.

^Or using gravel or sweets or rolling the ball around under their shoe spikes or sunscreen or being the most penalised team in the world these days. But yeah, being a brittle these things are never to be brought up and certainly not addressed. Stiff upper lip 'aye wot old chaps, and all that.

This is just too easy.

^Yeah I'd be embarrassed as all fuck and deflecting too. I assume you didn't even need Google to know what I posted is all facts you'd rather not discuss. This is before we go down the road of imported players and foreign coaches and whatnot to at least try to help you win at a game you invented but are totally shit at. Yes, another one.

It can't be easy being a brittle sportsfan with absolutely zero shame or genuine hope.

Wow, that list is telling!

^The thing that only a brittle could ever do is know that list but think it's ok to throw shit at other countries and quite simply expect nobody to have the gall and audacity to point it out. Very brittle behaviour that...

I think there's a big difference between using inappropriate words on the field and doctoring the ball with sandpaper..

^Yeah there is, and some of the things England have doctored the ball with are already mentioned. But, let's just pretend they haven't been and don't exist shall we.

Originally Posted by Troy

I think there's a big difference between using inappropriate words on the field and doctoring the ball with sandpaper..

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Yeah there is.

It's agreed then. The post was just silly obfuscation.

Despite being considered 'telling' by willy.

^Jesus Christ you lot are way beyond pathetic

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Yeah there is, and some of the things England have doctored the ball with are already mentioned. But, let's just pretend they haven't been and don't exist shall we.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's agreed then. The post was just silly obfuscation.

Despite being considered 'telling' by willy.

HW called it.

^Tim Paine, Michael Clarke, Kim Hughes, Darren Lehman...

They'd have a decent 'Lachrymose 11'.

It is remarkable how emotional Aussies get when caught out

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It is remarkable how emotional Aussies get when caught out

Yes, even the ones here sound like they burst into tears at anything negative.

Brittle

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Brittle

Yes, that's an excellent word for them.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It is remarkable how emotional Aussies get when caught out

Maybe it's something in the genes.

'It was only for a bite to eat for the little 'uns'.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Brittle

God I love that term, it's such a perfect fit. And the target rich environment of serial fucking losers here gives ample opportunity to use it

Originally Posted by Headworx

God I love that term, it's such a perfect fit. And the target rich environment of serial fucking losers here gives ample opportunity to use it

Apart from on here, where you weirdly display your issues for all to see, have you ever been described as "unhinged," headcase?

^Nope. Have often been told I shouldn't call fuckwits fuckwits and should be a bit more diplomatic, but when there's brittles and their track records of being shite at everything to poke fun at it's all a bit too hard not to kick the cvnts in the nuts to be honest.

You're gonna have to get over walking in on the ex chowing down on an English length one day, fella.

Put it behind you. It's eating you up.