Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Ponting reckons MCC members were queuing up at 3am for their seats.

What on earth can the stumpy fool be on about?

Does he think it's the Bourbon and Beef Steak?

Originally Posted by Shutree

Thai women played the Netherlands at Volleyball

Thai women with long legs are actually a not that unappetizing sight.

Originally Posted by helge

Thai women with long legs are actually a not that unappetizing sight.

You can't make such a claim without pictorial proof...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

You can't make such a claim without pictorial proof...

Just did.

Do your own googling

(wife is lurking )

bollocks

2023 ASHES CHALLENGE; May the best team win.

You're welcome, Ciz.

I've got tickets for the Lancashire v Yorkshire T20 slog tomorrow night and have been really looking forward to it.

Given the great weather we've had, what could be better than a balmy summer's night watching the red rose county putting the tight tykes to the sword while enjoying a few pints?

Predictably, we're unlikely to see an hour without rain tomorrow and the pitch will likely be waterlogged by fucking teatime.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Given the great weather we've had, what could be better than a balmy summer's night watching the red rose county putting the tight tykes to the sword while enjoying a few pints?

I can actually think of quite a lot of things.

Hopefully betty has calmed down.

It's funny coming back to this to find that landreth is desperately trying to find some shit to post about rounders so his name stays at the top.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I can actually think of quite a lot of things.

Can you fit any of those "things" in while posting almost 92,000 times on Teakdoor?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Can you fit any of those "things" in while posting almost 92,000 times on Teakdoor?

You're the second one to whine about that today.

Most of those posts came when I was gainfully employed.

Now I'm retired, it's just a trickle.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

it's just a trickle.

That affects a lot of us retirees.

5hit

Not a single ball was bowled, but that does mean I'll get the 140 quid I shelled out on tickets back.







One last look at the hallowed turf for the evening.



And home the crowd goes (having still spent plenty of dough in the bars under the stands).

Fortunately for England, it's almost as grim today.

Scotland have knocked Windies out of the 50 over WC.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Scotland have knocked Windies out of the 50 over WC.

And it was a veritable leathering, too.

The weather is looking good for Friday and Lancashire are beating Surrey in the 1/4 finals!

20 quid a ticket. Rude not to at that price, isn't it?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lancy Lancy, Lancy Lancy Lancy Lancy Lancashire!

50 over WC qualifying. Scot v Zim and the award for best name in cricket goes to Zim opener and wicketkeeper Joylord Gumbie.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

50 over WC qualifying. Scot v Zim and the award for best name in cricket goes to Zim opener and wicketkeeper Joylord Gumbie.

It's on Sky Sports Cricket. Looks like a lovely place to sit down with a beer, and the home support are in full voice.

Zimbabwe are in a spot of bother here.

Well Scotland won easily and I suspect Ireland may just edge victory over the mighty, er, Nepal.

The West Indies are playing Oman in a meaningless dead rubber.

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Had time to catch up on Birmingham Bears v. Essex Eagles in yesterday's T20 Vitality Blast. The Bears hit 167 and Essex were cruising before they fell apart. As an Essex man it was a nervous final over as Essex had their numbers 10 and 11 batting, needing 3 runs from the last 2 balls. Then Snater hit a six and Essex won by 2 wickets. Essex only made it to the quarters with a six on the last ball at The Oval last weekend, it's getting to be a habit. Now they go through to the semi finals on July 15th.

^ have Middlesex won yet?