Thread: Manchester Utd

Are you still clutching at that 365 straw.

Pathetic.

Basically, pretty much anything you have posted on this thread over the last 6 months.

Plenty to go on there.

This is a good thread.

Just that. Bye

Originally Posted by helge

This is a good thread.

Just that. Bye

I'm making a new year's resolution not to argue with halfwits on the football threads.

Well, it is December now.

Let's see how long it lasts.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm making a new year's resolution not to argue with halfwits on the football threads.

You'll be missed

Originally Posted by helge

You'll be missed

Yeah, I bet.

I've been told to "stop arguing about U-ni-ted."

Back to the innocuous dinner and photo threads it is then!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm making a new year's resolution not to argue with halfwits on the football threads.

Well, it is December now.

Let's see how long it lasts.

Again, you are confused about how things work.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I've been told

By who ?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

to "stop arguing about U-ni-ted."

It's Joe's thread and if you ask him nicely, I'm sure you'll be allowed to "argue" United all the way up to first spot in the PL.

Your friend Helge

Originally Posted by cyrille

Originally Posted by hallelujah


Well, it is December now.

Let's see how long it lasts.

Again, you are confused about how things work.

Until January ?

According to sources, Man U are looking for a new keeper, and have just put a 60 million pound bid in for this guy:

^ playing out from the back from a goalkick nonsense.


No. Just no no no.

^ but, the keeper is the extra man...

Jadon Sancho

Couldn't turn up on time for team meetings with United cos he wanted to play games all night

Couldn't turn up on time for team meetings with United and Erik gave him a bit of support on the side

Couldn't turn up on time for team meetings with England

Southgate ran out of patience at the Euros

Southgate gave up

Erik gave up

Sancho at London fashion week this week

^ Will he be on the bench today at Newcastle?

Just another wanker, like the Deli Alley, who gets too much too young and doesn't give a fuk about the club, team mates or anybody but his own Godly being...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ Will he be on the bench today at Newcastle?

Just another wanker, like the Deli Alley, who gets too much too young and doesn't give a fuk about the club, team mates or anybody but his own Godly being...

Well, that's half my point, of course.

The Great Ten Hag is the other half.

You've gotta nail these cunts early on.

As much as I hate to say it, Guardiola and City knew about him.

Ten Hag is left to clear up the mess.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Jadon Sancho

Couldn't turn up on time for team meetings with United cos he wanted to play games all night

Couldn't turn up on time for team meetings with United and Erik gave him a bit of support on the side

Couldn't turn up on time for team meetings with England

Southgate ran out of patience at the Euros

Southgate gave up

Erik gave up

Sancho at London fashion week this week

As much as I hate City, Guardiola is like Fergie was with players like Ravel Morrison.

Ruthless but always proven right.

I bet the reds are hoping for a postponement tonight due to snow.

20 mins played
Should have been 3-0

Macguire needed to tie his shoelace.

The 6 mins will be added

Hardly a chance for Newcastle to scrape any points home, with 10 players unavailable.

Originally Posted by helge

Hardly a chance for Newcastle to scrape any points home, with 10 players unavailable.

Poor Magpies haven't a chance against Ten Bags red army!!

Wakey wakey Hal


Maguire to score the first goal!

OK

So this was step 1 in Ten Hag's trip back to Ajax.

Who will take his place in United ?

Ancelotti or, who has been mentioned,

The Special One !!!

As Stuart Pearce said on Talksport, the Moaners needed someone who could "do a burst running lung"

Well done Newcastle beating the leagues form team with their 2nd string

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Well done Newcastle

Are you serious ?

Should have been 5-0