Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Can someone do a welfare check on Hal?

He should come out from the shadows now.

Thread not entertaining without him.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Dodgy scouse?

Alright der la...corned beef hash.

Captain Salah in your fantasy football team

Originally Posted by helge

He should come out from the shadows now.

Thread not entertaining without him.

He's shitting himself at the possibility of the thrashing coming this weekend and the humiliation of Ray Shoesmith departing with a large cheque.

Great news for Hal.

Erik ten Hag insists he has the backing of Manchester United's decision-makers despite the team's dismal performances this season.

The dreaded 'vote of confidence' is in.

Ten Bag gone by Chtistmas.

For Hal and his love affair with United

Should have been this:



Come back, mate !

Big day for Hal today.

He might have to ditch teams and buy a plastics shirt like the rest of the glory hunters.

Hag is a good manager in a near on impossible and toxic environment - they should keep him.

Talk of Potter now (yes, the guy who did terribly at Chelski), and that would be an awful appointment.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Hag is a good manager in a near on impossible and toxic environment - they should keep him.

Talk of Potter now (yes, the guy who did terribly at Chelski), and that would be an awful appointment.

If he was a good manager he wouldn't have spent 400 million quid on shite.

The bookies are paying 7-1 on a Man United win today.

Although these guys at Cyrilles go to...



Fuck it. Im gonna stick a tenner on em

Shaw????


Gotta be worth a tenner, Mr Dingle - sometimes, miracles do happen. Go for £20 then get back enough to see you through the week on fags (about three packets at current UK prices... )

Hmmmm. Think i'll stick that tenner on Brighton instead
Reading this. United should be about 50-1

Match facts
Liverpool have won all seven of their Premier League games at Anfield this season, only in 2019-20 (first 17) have the Reds began a Premier League campaign with a longer home winning run. Liverpool are also averaging three goals per game at home in the league this term (21 goals), their most in a single season in the competition.
Manchester United have failed to win any of their last 13 Premier League away games against sides starting the day in the top eight of the table (D3 L10) since beating Spurs 3-0 under Ole Gunnar Solskjær in October 2021.
Manchester United have the lowest shot conversion rate in the Premier League this season (7.4%), which is also their lowest on record in the competition (since 1997-98). Indeed, they also have the biggest negative difference (-7.7) between goals (18) and expected goals (25.7) in 2023-24.
Mohamed Salah has scored 12 goals in 12 games against Manchester United for Liverpool; it’s the most goals he’s scored against an opponent for the club, and the most goals any Liverpool player has ever scored against the Red Devils.
Mohamed Salah has either scored (17 goals) or assisted (4 assists) a goal in each of his last 16 Premier League games at Anfield for Liverpool. A goal or assist in this game will make this the joint-second longest run of home appearances with a goal involvement by any player in the competition (17, level with Alan Shearer from April 1996 to May 1997 and Thierry Henry from November 2002 to October 2003) and put him behind only Alan Shearer (18 from March 1995 to February 1996).
Only Arsenal and Newcastle (both 13) have had more different goalscorers (ex. own goals) in the Premier League this season than Liverpool (12), while only Brighton (10) and the Gunners (8) have more goals via substitutes in 2023-24 than the Reds’ six.
Manchester United will be without Bruno Fernandes for their trip to Anfield due to suspension – this season he’s been involved in 33% of their league goals (6/18), more than any other player for them, while across the league he ranks first for chances created (47) and second for expected assists (5.2), behind only Kieran Trippier (5.4).

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Gotta be worth a tenner, Mr Dingle - sometimes, miracles do happen. Go for £20 then get back enough to see you through the week on fags (about three packets at current UK prices... )

The only fags getting smoked in my house today will be the baggies

Ruddy hell Liverpool are 1-3
Utd are 6-1

I've never seen Uniteds odds of winning so bad.

The bookies are generally correct.


Predictions anyone???


I would prefer a 1-1 draw...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ruddy hell Liverpool are 1-3
Utd are 6-1

I've never seen Uniteds odds of winning so bad.

They got thrashed 7-0 last time and they're in pieces.

^ Here he is.. Awake from his slumber mid way through the Stoke game, cheers beer in hand and shirt changed to his second team.

Well done utd, that'll do for me!

utd were like lulu watching paint dry

Man slams PS450 Manchester United VIP experience with food 'like dog meat' - Manchester Evening News

^
my cousin is high up in United's corporate hospitality, he's a rabid Liverpool fan

I'm not so sure it's dog "meat" that it resembles.

Has chitty got a side business?

There can't be much money left for food there with Bryan Robson as a club ambassador.

Maybe just some nuts would be a better idea.