Thread: Manchester Utd

If it wasn't for Harry the Rock M, Fulham would be 3 up by now.

How much $$$ did Man U pay for those two starting wingers (they are awful)?

They are absolute

Mid table mediocrity at best.

The Champions kick off at 3pm

Suck on those apples you sad ABU fucks!!

#United!!! Continuing to ruin weekends

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We love you Shoesmith, we do
We love you Shoesmith, we do
Oh Shoesmith we love you

Originally Posted by cyrille

will be sacked in the morning.

Yeah, that was never gonna happen.

Stop reading football 365 and looking like a plank.

Doesn't much look like a team that has given up on its manager, does it, you ABU fuckwits?



Here's to all of your tears! The Great Ten Hag is having a pint of them tonight.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

How much $$$ did Man U pay for those two starting wingers (they are awful)?

Originally Posted by cyrille

They are absolute

10 games 0 goals 0 assists for that lovable rogue Antony.


Would anyone say stop if he was put in a sack and beaten with clubs.

With all the uphoria and relief on here for the Manure Utd fans, I reckon there will be a few accidents tonight and a few more entries in this ....

Originally Posted by Edmond

10 games 0 goals 0 assists for that lovable rogue Antony.


Would anyone say stop if he was put in a sack and beaten with clubs.

We won, but you sound ever so disappointed.

Are those lady drinks you imbibe putting you in a bad place mentally, mate?

Maybe it's time for a(nother) sympathy thread.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We won, but you sound ever so disappointed.

I'm waiting for Brighton to finish playing Everton before updating my Evan Fergo v The Donkey goal scoring stats.


Spoiler:

The Donkey is still on zero.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We won, but you sound ever so disappointed

i'm not, great result - GTFIT Ball Bag

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Casemiro out for the next few weeks - as well as the usual long term absentees.

We won't win down there tomorrow in the smoke.

All the injuries we've had - ridiculous numbers, 19 so far this season - but, of course, these are just excuses for United.

When Liverpool had a few last year and were mid table? It was the reason why they were shit.

Arsenal when they lost Saliba last season? They didn't bottle it. No, no, no. Losing Saliba - 1 player - was the reason why they fell apart.

Chelsea finishing 12th? Hammered by injuries. That's obviously the reason.

City losing 2 on the spin? Rodri was out. That's the reason why.

United missing a whole team including their first choice back four and midfield for pretty much the whole of the season?

Sack the manager!

Cy, Harry, nammers.

I am willing to sit down with you one day and do a Zoom call to explain football.

There's even room for a small one, so I can fit you in Lu too.

I'll even do it free of charge as we are approaching the season of goodwill.

^ I think you are better of sending an email to your manager Hal. If he spent 400 mil so fat just how much is he going to need to keep them in the PL?.

Well, it's quiet on here tonight, isn't it?

I wonder why.

We have nammers' barely coherent nonsense, but it looks like I won't be getting another opportunity to take you all to the cleaners tonight after all.

Quelle surprise.

The educational Zoom course for football 365 retards (Cy, this is your moment to shine) is still open though.

Oh yeah, United up to 6th with half a team.



Just so you know, ladies.

When you're celebrating being 6th

Originally Posted by armstrong

When you're celebrating being 6th

No. Nobody is "celebrating" being 6th, you big goth puff.

Remind me what division your lot are in again?

No need to sack him till Jimmy comes

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He's alright, Cy. I like him. He's got a fair bit of intelligence and we share similar professional backgrounds.

But this, considering United had already briefed that The Great Ten Hag's job was not in question, is supreme fuckwittery.




Just where do we start?

Have I been giving you too much credit, Cy, and you are actually a complete know-nowt fuckwit with too much time spent on football 365?

Professional background.........

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Professional background.........

Well, I certainly can't claim to have clambered over those Iranian Embassy walls in 1980...

...so to you my cap is doffed...Mr SAS.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Casemiro out for the next few weeks - as well as the usual long term absentees.

All the injuries we've had - ridiculous numbers, 19 so far this season - but, of course, these are just excuses for United.

When Liverpool had a few last year and were mid table? It was the reason why they were shit.

Arsenal when they lost Saliba last season? They didn't bottle it. No, no, no. Losing Saliba - 1 player - was the reason why they fell apart.

Chelsea finishing 12th? Hammered by injuries. That's obviously the reason.

City losing 2 on the spin? Rodri was out. That's the reason why.

United missing a whole team including their first choice back four and midfield for pretty much the whole of the season?

Sack the manager!

So, this is the way it is, you bunch of pathetic wankers.

United are judged differently compared to your pathetic clubs that haven't won 1/4 of what we have.

Fucking nomark shit clubs like Arsenal.



You may want the Great Ten Hag gone and we know why.

Rest assured it aint happening any time soon and we'll be making your pathetic shit club lives as miserable as possible.

Enjoy, you ABU fuckwits.

Man United Will Never Die.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Well, I certainly can't claim to have clambered over those Iranian Embassy walls in 1980...

...so to you my cap is doffed...Mr SAS.

You certainly can't Hal, it's doubtful if you could claim any post nominals too. Just remind us what letters you have again