Manchester City Thread

[cyrille]

Yes, and the detail says you're 13th, you muppet.

Nearly a billion behind Chelsea, showing that stoopid league up as the 'funny money' league.

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but he seems to be getting even more dumb.

[harrybarracuda]

Nearly a billion behind Chelsea, showing that stoopid league up as the 'funny money' league.

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but he seems to be getting even more dumb.

Well bear in mind it's just hoovering up as many players as possible, sending them out on loan and then flogging them or releasing them.

They are football's version of puppy mills.

[cyrille]

marking exam books

'Exam books'?



Do you shed a tear every Easter for all the friends you had to leave behind at school?

[harrybarracuda]

'Exam books'?



Do you shed a tear every Easter for all the friends you had to leave behind at school?

I doubt he'll remember, clearly he wasn't in one very long.

[cyrille]

I reckon he stayed for the milk, and then did a runner when he saw what he thought were 'the exam books'.

[harrybarracuda]

I'm not sure we should be discussing this, the wanker spamdreth is having to feverishly cut and paste to keep up with us.

[cyrille]

I heard there's some hot news about Hank Hankie doing well in the Fort Lauderdale Pickleball Open (Over 60s Division)

[harrybarracuda]

Sounds fantastic. Pickleball seems to be growing in popularity here.

[harrybarracuda]

I had pickle once. It was great.

[cyrille]

Do Woolworth's Australia sell 'Pick & Mix' sweets?

[harrybarracuda]

That's a very good question. Not one to which I have an immediate answer.

[Joe 90]

Pair of numpties

[Edmond]

Foden or Saka, 'Arry? Who would you rather have in your team? Similar-ish players, both excellent. I'd like to see both on the field in an England shirt.

England could have an excellent starting XI.

Rice and Belly in CM

Saka, Foden and Lingard behind Kane.

[Bettyboo]

Lingard???

(A few years back, he was very good in that position - him and Deli Alley?)

[cyrille]

Deli Alley

About as close to the England squad as Lingard right now.

I wouldn't mind a trip down there, though.

[Edmond]

Lingard???

Yes, it was a joke. He just signed for some Korean club, do some scouting and report back.


For some reason I want an Italian roll with parma ham and pickles now.

[cyrille]

The usual tepid atmosphere at the Etishat.

[Joe 90]

The usual tepid atmosphere at the Etishat.

Would you prefer a bit of terrace terror!

Fvcking Baggie Hooligans

[cyrille]

Hey, I noticed you piped down regarding fantasy football.

[hallelujah]

What a corrupt little club the cheats are.

Premier League may face legal action from club over third-party rules | Premier League | The Guardian

It's no wonder the grubby nouveau riche will never have a place at the top table with the proper clubs.

How much do they spend on "legal action" each year?

Eurgh.

[cyrille]

10 minutes added time?

This is starting to feel like an LP of chitty's camp ​city lyrics.

[hallelujah]

What a corrupt little club the cheats are.

Premier League may face legal action from club over third-party rules | Premier League | The Guardian

It's no wonder the grubby nouveau riche will never have a place at the top table with the proper clubs.

How much do they spend on "legal action" each year?

Eurgh.

No thoughts, Chits?

Or does copy and paste not stretch that far?

[Joe 90]

How about get fvvked you broken record


Nothing will come of this horse shite.

It's all bitterness and jealousy.


Get over it you hasbeens.

[Joe 90]

He's been out for 2 months injured but the machine is back and he's still the leagues current top scorer

[harrybarracuda]

I expect they dropped a few more quid in the hidden offshore account to thank him.