Manchester City Thread

[cyrille]

Come up with something more original Ciz.

Says the copy paste King.

[Joe 90]

Says the copy paste King.

So you don't deny the allegation that you're using AI and cheating at fantasy football??

[Joe 90]

The hatric Haaland machine continues...

[Joe 90]

So you don't deny the allegation that you're using AI and cheating at fantasy football??

[harrybarracuda]

The cheating continues...

FTFY.

[Joe 90]

No chance of a season ticket or ordinary home games again this season because of our success, but corporate hospitality I can have!!


4 for the tunnel club then...
Thanks

[harrybarracuda]

I don't see "Snivelling plastic glory hunter who's got Chelski and Liverpool shirts in his wardrobe in case".

I suppose they don't want the bad press.

[Joe 90]

FOF

FVCK OF FANNIES

[cyrille]

Well, they fvcked up their case against Leics obviously.

Can they nail the repeat offenders known as Manchester City?

[david44]

Never gonna happen Nev, if it did I'd be happy as it would get rid of all the tourists.

Meanwhile 6 miles away in the City of Trafford..

In your state a kindly word in addition to leaky roof beware of leaky bottom you know you want to.

[Joe 90]

A blast from the past..

[hallelujah]

I saw this last week

[/QUOTE]

did you know what Cy meant?

[Joe 90]

How the hell did Haaland not get a hatric of hatrics today???

[cyrille]

^^Not a scooby, obviously.

[Joe 90]

[harrybarracuda]

Has played for a bunch of egregious cheats:

Haaland: 1

Ronaldo: 0

[david44]

Have thay ebeen relegated to Hyde Rangers ladies Sunday league yet?

well done Chitty cruising Canal Street better fit

[Joe 90]

I reckon he will get another hatric against the fannies, fvck it I'll triple team captain the hatric hero and destroyer of Mr Egos record!!

[hallelujah]

And Ronaldo was a winger.

[Joe 90]

Yeah he's definitely been winging it for a while now

[Joe 90]

With one defeat for club or country in the past 18 months, Manchester City's Rodri has a strong claim to be the most influential player in the world right now.
In that time the Spain holding midfielder, 28, has won the Champions League, two Premier League titles, the FA Cup, Uefa Super Cup, Club World Cup, Nations League and Euro 2024.
Next up for Rodri is Sunday's game against City's title rivals Arsenal.
He missed the start of the season with a hamstring injury, having played 63 times for City and Spain last term, but returned against Brentford last weekend.
This week he claimed players are "close to" striking over the football calendar, and added: "If it keeps this way, it will be a moment that we have no other option."
Since Rodri's debut for City in 2019 they have lost 24% of matches without him in the team compared to 11% with him.
With the Ballon d'Or winner to be named next month, BBC Sport looks at just how important Rodri is.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdrl8jkpxxlo

[Joe 90]

Team news




Manchester City midfielder Kevin De Bruyne could be involved despite being forced off at half-time against Inter Milan on Wednesday.
Nathan Ake and Oscar Bobb remain on the sidelines.
Arsenal welcome back Declan Rice to Premier League football after he missed the win over Tottenham last weekend due to suspension.
Midfielders Martin Odegaard and Mikel Merino are still out, along with defenders Kieran Tierney, Takehiro Tomiyasu and Oleksandr Zinchenko.




Match facts




Head-to-head

• Manchester City are unbeaten in nine home league games against Arsenal since a 2-0 defeat in January 2015 (W7, D2).

• The four points Arsenal won against City last season was double the amount they managed across their previous 15 top-flight meetings.

• The Gunners kept a clean sheet in both league encounters with City last season, having conceded at least once in their previous 16 clashes.

• Arsenal's only goal in their last six visits to the Etihad was scored by Rob Holding in a 4-1 defeat in April 2023.

• Arsenal have won 99 of the 211 meetings in all competitions (D47, L65). In their history they have only recorded 100 wins against Everton, while it is the most defeats City have suffered against an opponent.

Manchester City

• Manchester City are looking to become the first team in English top-flight history to win their opening five league matches in five seasons.

[harrybarracuda]

Arsenal have won 99 of the 211 meetings in all competitions (D47, L65)

I'd forgotten how shit you were until you started cheating.

[Joe 90]

Start applying that lube now because you fannies are gonna get fvcked!!

[malmomike77]

With one defeat for club or country in the past 18 months, Manchester City's Rodri has a strong claim to be the most influential player in the world right now.
In that time the Spain holding midfielder, 28, has won the Champions League, two Premier League titles, the FA Cup, Uefa Super Cup, Club World Cup, Nations League and Euro 2024.

hopefully he'll add the 2nd Division championship to that record too