Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Mendip

I love 'em ... a cucumber sandwich in the summer, what's not to like?

I like the sandwich idea, but those little fuckers can fuck right off until they've fucked off and can't fuck off anymore!

^ Is it Friday Hal?

^^ I just don't get your hatred.

Look... I'm pretty well pissed off tonight and I just drew a Hitler mustache on a photo of the wife we have downstairs... I'll probably regret that tomorrow but my point is that there's a lot worse things than cucumbers.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ Is it Friday Hal?

Just cracked open the first.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^^ I just don't get your hatred.

there's a lot worse things than cucumbers.

Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer a cucumber on my sandwich instead of, say, Ebola, but this is how the insidious little bastards have got where they are today with people saying "well, there are a lot worse things than cucumbers."

Give em an inch and they'll take a yard!

PS. Keep us updated with the breadknife and the Hitler moustache situation.

This could be the start of a whole new thread when you're putting your binbags in a taxi tomorrow morning and heading to Bangkok.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Look... I'm pretty well pissed off tonight and I just drew a Hitler mustache on a photo of the wife we have downstairs...

If you hold a fork up close to your face and look at your wife through it, the illusion she's in jail brings some husbands temporary relief.

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I've come to love the Birra stylee tacos from our local "Mexican" place. They come with an au jus to dip them in. Fooking incredible.

Nice!

Originally Posted by Headworx

If you hold a fork up close to your face and look at your wife through it, the illusion she's in jail brings some husbands temporary relief.

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As you know HW, I value your wisdom but this just didn't work with a Lufthansa 'Spork'!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Popadums, introduced to India by the British and then the Mexicans stole the idea and made them with corn coz thats all they had. Sorry history lesson over.

555. I agree. That is one sorry history lesson.

Pancakes tonight, bit early I know.

Triple somersault with the first toss...





Couldn't make them quick enough.

That brings back memories. Think my record was 7, though may have been embellishing that.


Jiff and raw sugar. (^ Fokin' schmancy-pants with cream in a can. )

Christ, I presume we were immediately sent outside to play football and did so without touching the ground.

Originally Posted by Edmond

That brings back memories. Think my record was 7, though may have been embellishing that.

Well, another factor could be the height to ceiling ratio.

Starting with a lower pan height gets more flips before hitting the ceiling.

So a 5'0" adult could potentially get more flips than a 6 footer like myself


























I'll get my coat

You also have to consider the circumference of the pan

Originally Posted by malmomike77

You also have to consider the circumference of the pan

The girth of the Pan ... hummm

Is the handle length also a factor?

As is wrist action

Originally Posted by Mendip

^^ It looks great but grated 'orange cheddar cheese' out of a packet... never seen that before.

Get some proper cheese mate, and get a grater!

Cooking tips from Mendy!

That’s gotta hurt!

Originally Posted by Headworx

If you hold a fork up close to your face and look at your wife through it, the illusion she's in jail brings some husbands temporary relief.

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555 very funny , I have to try it some time.
I prefer the Head crusher pinch , but since I don't take pictures of it (dont need evidence), below is a stock picture used only for training purposes. LOL

Originally Posted by Topper

I've come to love the Birra stylee tacos from our local "Mexican" place. They come with an au jus to dip them in. Fooking incredible.

It does look FN incredible. Green owed.
I got to try it some day.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Look... I'm pretty well pissed off tonight and I just drew a Hitler mustache on a photo of the wife we have downstairs.

Health and Safety Check. Mendy.... you living and sleeping in your Van now?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Cooking tips from Mendy!

That’s gotta hurt!

Actually DW, it made me laugh. Cooking advice from Mendy.... . And now we also now know he likes a cucumber sandwich.


Cucumbers are awful. You can have a wonderful salad with smells of carrots, artichoke hearts, Italian olives, Fetta or other cheeses, tomatoes etc but toss in Cucumbers and ruin it. You can't smell anything but Cucumbers. When I order Sushi rolls I tell them I am highly allergic to the crap so they leave it out.

Dafuc is all this cucumber hate???

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Dafuc is all this cucumber hate???

I can't figure it out either, I love cucumbers. We always have a bag of them in the fridge and they are my go to item when I just want to open the fridge and eat something immediately.

Yeah I do dont get where Stumpy is coming from on this one. Okay the cucumbers back in the west are bigger, seedier, and have a much thicker skin and make me burb, not a huge fan. But the small ones here are lovey and I really like them in a salad or as a side say with Kau pot, kau man gai, or the kau moke Dirk had.