I like the sandwich idea, but those little fuckers can fuck right off until they've fucked off and can't fuck off anymore! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
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I like the sandwich idea, but those little fuckers can fuck right off until they've fucked off and can't fuck off anymore! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
^ Is it Friday Hal? :)
^^ I just don't get your hatred.
Look... I'm pretty well pissed off tonight and I just drew a Hitler mustache on a photo of the wife we have downstairs... I'll probably regret that tomorrow but my point is that there's a lot worse things than cucumbers.
Just cracked open the first. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer a cucumber on my sandwich instead of, say, Ebola, but this is how the insidious little bastards have got where they are today with people saying "well, there are a lot worse things than cucumbers."Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Give em an inch and they'll take a yard!
PS. Keep us updated with the breadknife and the Hitler moustache situation.
This could be the start of a whole new thread when you're putting your binbags in a taxi tomorrow morning and heading to Bangkok. :)
If you hold a fork up close to your face and look at your wife through it, the illusion she's in jail brings some husbands temporary relief.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Follow me for more relationship advice :)
I've come to love the Birra stylee tacos from our local "Mexican" place. They come with an au jus to dip them in. Fooking incredible.
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Nice!
As you know HW, I value your wisdom but this just didn't work with a Lufthansa 'Spork'!Quote:
Originally Posted by Headworx
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555. I agree. That is one sorry history lesson.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Pancakes tonight, bit early I know.
Triple somersault with the first toss...
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Couldn't make them quick enough.
That brings back memories. Think my record was 7, though may have been embellishing that.
Jiff and raw sugar. (^ Fokin' schmancy-pants with cream in a can. :) )
Christ, I presume we were immediately sent outside to play football and did so without touching the ground. :)
Well, another factor could be the height to ceiling ratio.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Starting with a lower pan height gets more flips before hitting the ceiling.
So a 5'0" adult could potentially get more flips than a 6 footer like myself :)
I'll get my coat :spin:
You also have to consider the circumference of the pan
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Originally Posted by malmomike77
The girth of the Pan ... hummm
Is the handle length also a factor?
As is wrist action
Cooking tips from Mendy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
That’s gotta hurt!
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555 very funny , I have to try it some time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Headworx
I prefer the Head crusher pinch , but since I don't take pictures of it (dont need evidence), below is a stock picture used only for training purposes. LOL
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It does look FN incredible. Green owed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Topper
I got to try it some day. :)
Health and Safety Check. Mendy.... you living and sleeping in your Van now? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Actually DW, it made me laugh. Cooking advice from Mendy.... :rofl:. And now we also now know he likes a cucumber sandwich.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
Cucumbers are awful. You can have a wonderful salad with smells of carrots, artichoke hearts, Italian olives, Fetta or other cheeses, tomatoes etc but toss in Cucumbers and ruin it. You can't smell anything but Cucumbers. When I order Sushi rolls I tell them I am highly allergic to the crap so they leave it out.
I did not even think cucumbers had a smell. Seriously I just went to the refrigerator and tried smelling one. Either that or I have covid LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Stumpy
My favorite salad is a Tomato and Cucumber salad . red onions feta cheese , and Kalamata olives .
Olive oil, vinegar, oregano, salt.
I love dipping a crusty baguette bread on the combined juices.
Dafuc is all this cucumber hate??? :shrug:
I can't figure it out either, I love cucumbers. We always have a bag of them in the fridge and they are my go to item when I just want to open the fridge and eat something immediately.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
Yeah I do dont get where Stumpy is coming from on this one. Okay the cucumbers back in the west are bigger, seedier, and have a much thicker skin and make me burb, not a huge fan. But the small ones here are lovey and I really like them in a salad or as a side say with Kau pot, kau man gai, or the kau moke Dirk had.
I would throw in a red pepper there. Good Kalamata olives and feta are amongst few things I miss about the gulf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai
Added: I would skip the salt and add home made balsamic dressing.