Thread: Dinner

A couple of pub dinners from the last week...

Lamb loins


Sunday carvery at the local

Australian striploins with roasted spuds and pumpkin with broccoli. The top steak was grain feed while the bottom steak was grass feed. I expected the grain feed would have been better as it had better marbling. Turned out that there wasn’t much difference between the two.

You obviously don't have a dog Barty1

My mut would have had those unattended steaks off the table in a heartbeat!

Miss Fish made the dish. Deep fried cod, breaded shrimp, asparagus mixed vegetables and what I call french fries. Just add Heinz Ketchup and some homemade tartar the fish.

God I despise these places.




Could have the same experience at home by locking yerselves in a wardrobe with a heater and bucket of smoking coal, then some Mama noodles, extra waxy flavour. Some shit flavourless meat, unknown animal. Possibly a rodent. While being serenaded by a loud soundtrack of squawking primates. Then charge yourself two thousand baht and have to throw away your clothes because of the smoke and grease.


A once in a year experience, as it takes about one year to forget how horrid the experience is.

Tonight I am having my normal Friday meal and that is fish and chips made lovingly by Jaybees Bar in Pattaya.

Credit where credit is due but I have two meals being two servings of Atlantic Cod in a special beer batter with proper chips, mushy or garden peas and all the condiments for 99 baht per serving and for me my bill is 198 Baht.

I look forward to Fridays. Thanks Johno and let all those internet warriors on those whakey Pattaya food sites that give you stick and that Headworx probably manages to go fuck themselves. These fuckers ooooooozzzzzzeeeeee jealousy but fuck the cvnts!

Well done lad!

Originally Posted by Luigi

God I despise these places.




Could have the same experience at home by locking yerselves in a wardrobe with a heater and bucket of smoking coal, then some Mama noodles, extra waxy flavour. Some shit flavourless meat, unknown animal. Possibly a rodent. While being serenaded by a loud soundtrack of squawking primates. Then charge yourself two thousand baht and have to throw away your clothes because of the smoke and grease.


A once in a year experience, as it takes about one year to forget how horrid the experience is.

Live and learn.
Appears to be a surface hiso version of what food might be, but isn't.

One of your good missus could do better.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Tonight I am having my normal Friday meal and that is fish and chips made lovingly by Jaybees Bar in Pattaya.

Ah, Catholic, right? That would explain a lot....

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Ah, Catholic, right? That would explain a lot....

99 Baht for a proper meal Tubber.

In fact every-time one is served I think of you.............Not for long............But I think of you!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

99 Baht for a proper meal Tubber.

Well, after spending 130 baht to eat at home I can understand why Friday night is something you can save your money on.

Cabbage rolls fried in years long oil? Some pay extra for that kind of experience.

Some folk's dreams are others nightmares.

I'll settle for the cod...........


Fish.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Well, after spending 130 baht to eat at home

Was that for you and your wife??????????? 130 Baht??????????Brilliant...............Well done!

Lava chicken

5 pieces of chicken = 40 Baht.

Cooking time and a bit of onion based sauce = 20 Baht

A basket of chips = 20 Baht

2 pieces of Cauliflower, 2 sticks of asparagus and a piece of broccoli = 20 Baht

Plus sales tax and others including profit margin = 160 Baht!

How much did you pay for that meal Dill?

^ So do tell Jeff did you get a job in one of those western kitchens that you tried to get hired by back in 2008? I bet most have lost track of all your multi nicks.

I bet dimes to dollars that you are still in Portland.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Was that for you and your wife??????????? 130 Baht??????????Brilliant...............Well done!

You're clueless, but I'll go along .... well, being a broke tefler, we can't afford the fine dining establishment like the ones you frequent. In fact, the wife and I would probably never spend an evening together in the places you frequent.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

How much did you pay for that meal Dill?

Its on Livv's memu at 600 baht, but its well worth the extra now and again to get away from the
dregs of Pattayan society, plus it was 50%off on social media

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Its on Livv's memu at 600 baht

You bastard. You owe me another beer as I spat a mouthfull on the floor again.

My wife asked me what happened! I said I have just been Dillied again and without warning!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Its on Livv's memu at 600 baht, but its well worth the extra

So you did pay 600 Baht for that meal?

FFS mate..............Sabai Sabai would be gutted!

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'm sorry for the insult

You have a history of mouthing off...........Take right foot out and insert left foot Tubber.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

bout the wife's and I meal, admittedly, it doesn't include the 10 baht of rice we had to split.

So 140 Baht for a family meal Tubber? Still a good result for any Teffler worth his salt!

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Out of curiosity, how do you pick which shithole pub you're going to spend the evening at every Friday?

I always eat at home Tubber because it is lovely but I guess you and your missus avoid going home until absolutely necessary. Living in a hole in the wall must be difficult!

There's 2 breasts not 5 chunks of chicken in that
Plus
6 fin de claire oysters
lamb chops for her, regret showing her lamb
Spag bol kids meal
Ice cream
smoothies
1600 baht including tip.

Not cheap i'll agree but lamb chops are 900 baht on that menu alone and anyway thats the price I pay to have Sunday dinner away from loud crude sweaty Aussie pissheads in wife beaters.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Tonight I am having my normal Friday meal and that is fish and chips made lovingly by Jaybees Bar in Pattaya.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I always eat at home Tubber because it is lovely but I guess you and your missus avoid going home until absolutely necessary. Living in a hole in the wall must be difficult!

You need to learn about adverbs of fuckwittery.