Thread: Dinner

^^^Detective skills 101: In terms of liquid refreshment, today Nigel appears to have foregone his usual orange juice in favour of what?

Well, we already know he isn't a big lager drinker - especially at mealtimes, and despite the beverage's cloudy, amber tinge, I'm not convinced that our favourite Essex boy is a fan washing his evening repast down with lukewarm urine. Therefore, I put it to you, that Nigel drank none other than...........APPLE JUICE with his dinner this evening.

I thank you...

Bows left

Bows right

Fine bit of detection there Somtum me ol mate

^ Knew I should of gone with a brand, too...,

Now getting washed down with 1.5 litres of Buxton mineral water as we watch this England v Scotland game




Cheers !

We don't buy bottled water because we get pure water coming out of taps. I expect you can stand a spoon up in a cup of Essex water. Poor bugger ! I'm beginning to feel sorry for you what with your plates and being left handed as well. I am truly blessed to be Welsh.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by patsycat

And the condom thing that's lying on top

It's cucumber. A long root vegetable. Like condoms, they don't get you pregnant...

Cucumber makes me burp something terrible, but have been told you can have lots of fun with them and their younger brothers the courgette aka zuchinni.

Originally Posted by patsycat

but have been told you can have lots of fun with them and their younger brothers the courgette aka zuchinni.

One in each hole?

In the round, square plates or rectangular plates arent so bad.

Originally Posted by can123

I'm beginning to feel sorry for you what with your plates and being left handed as well.

Please dont be ,, you have been thrown well off the trail .

Originally Posted by patsycat

but have been told you can have lots of fun with them and their younger brothers the courgette aka zuchinni.

I can't extol the virtues of a young, firm carrot enough.

Off to a party tomorrow. I thought ,rather than buy a present, I would make something. Firstly, I made 2 of these from the leftovers...

This fooker is just out of the oven and will be revealed tomorrow, when it's been 'jellied up.'

Charley, will you marry me?

Too late Jizz ,, were allready engaged ,, + we have proof of our relationship via Skype records

Hmmmph! I'm a female and I know that part of Thailand well. I should be first in line for Charleyboy! Just don't tell Mr NR! SSSShhhhh!

Charlie is " The Master Baker " of TD and so say all of us

^ I had to read that twice!

Never mind that ,, I have got up extra early to view that jellied pie ,, get it up man !

A bit out of focus and due to the fact that I put a lot of pork in, the jelly is difficult to get in!

A work of art mate ,, we take a bow , I tried to make one once ,, all I can say it gave the pidgeons feeding on it on the lawn indigestion !

Bring out the Branston...Brunch.

Where,s yer nam prik mate ? ^

Last night's fare made by the wife:


Ribeye, mashed taters and lima beans.

Drool.......

Thanks to Charley, I NEED a pork pie!!!!

No idea where to get one in Bkk, help please!??