Thread: Dinner

^ True and you need the holy trinity of onion, ginger and garlic - make a batch

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Some inspiration for you...

From Joe's inspired thread..

Originally Posted by cyrille

he hasn’t just used a packet of spices, has he. His entire sauce is from a jar.

Everything except the chicken and rice is pre-prepared.

All that thread will inspire you to do is pop out and grap a pack of Pataks

If it is not TD's resident fat bastard back posting.

^ What's Mike done to you?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What's Mike done to you?

Whingey McFlounce? Oh, I forgot, is he the TD lardarse now?

I'm not one to fat shame but the last time I saw a portion that size was in a Mendy post

Where is that Worzel anyway?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Where is that Worzel anyway?

Currently trying to extract a £2 coin from a trolley at Bristol Airport!

^ I've got some bargain family days out he might be interested in.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I'm not one to fat shame but the last time I saw a portion that size was in a Mendy post

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I've got some bargain family days out he might be interested in.

Well, go on then. Ive been waiting for three days for you to spill the beans...


I'm currently staying above a Dorset pub with the daughter and I've landed on me feet. What I'd give for a pub in Korat with a menu like this.



The daughter is sick... well we both are to be honest but unfairly it was left to me to go downstairs and sort food out. She flat out refused.

The only plus was that I had to wait 20 minutes for the food to be cooked. It was just like home!



Despite my aching head, fever and dodgy stomach there was only one choice for me... the pan-fried lamb's liver with bacon... with peas. The daughter went chicken nuggets with chips... and peas! The huge portion of cheesy garlic bread was a mistake and it went back untouched. Neither of us had much of an appetite.

I think it highly likely that the next drink that glass holds will be a Leo by the side of my pond in Korat!



Lovely. I can't remember the last time I had lamb's liver. I'll have to see if there's a butcher round here who sells lamb's kidneys, another favourite of mine.

I'm impressed you found a traditional pub that has a pub dog on the floor.

A couple more pints of hang glider and a brandy night cap, you'll be fighting fit for tomorrows adventures.

^ That's my hope. I have a bottle of duty free Highland Park in the luggage... just waiting for the daughter to nod off.

It shouldn't be long as she's not very well at all.

Originally Posted by Mendip

It shouldn't be long as she's not very well at all.

Kids are resilient, she'll be fine soon.

Not easy travelling with sick kids.

Time for a trip to the optometrist. I glanced at the menu and read "Small Plates and Sharters" and thought, jeez, the Poms have a weird sense of humour. Second glance, no, just "Small Plates and Sharers."

Your food and drink looked fine.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'm impressed you found a traditional pub that has a pub dog on the floor.

That is cool af, my kind of place. Not a fan of the food. Liver...

Lambs liver is the best liver.

Wifey did me a lightweight fish and chips followed by bananas and ice cream.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Liver...

I'm with the Snubster on this. Liver, kidneys, and anything else that isn't a clean slab of meat can fook right off.

Possibly a generational thing.

Being raised in the 90's meant the inside guts and offal of some baby animal wasn't really seen as food.

Steak, yes, guts and offal, no.

^ You are missing out big time.

Tonight I was looking forward to trying the fish pie but just had no appetite.

I needed something, so had one of HNZ's 'Sharters'!

Breaded whitebait.

More to come..........

No one likes a show off

How's it all going across the pond?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

No one likes a show off

How's it all going across the pond?

All good. Mom's service done. Enjoying fine Bourbon, Beer and excellent weather.

Wife enjoying the weather as she always does.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Give us a fishy chorus Mendy!!

Big fish, little fish , give me a cardboard box!



The smell of liver and onions hmmm nothing quite like it aroma and taste wise, once in a lifetime for me.

Steak and Kidney pudding however, I'll eat fifty of those bad boy babies heads.

Impressive acceleration.

From nought to complete drivel in less than two hours.