Thread: Breakfast

This was my Norwegian hotel breakfast today, and themes thereof pretty much every day.

A thousand ways to cook a fish...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

.. and going back to the only other place in the world bar Las Vegas where you can buy sex with chips

Where would that be if not Pattaya?. Asking for a friend.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Everything looks different in the light

True. I mean, if a bloke misses an easy putt on the 18th here he can still get his knob polished on the way home. Or when he gets home. Either way, there will be some knob polishing going on and everything will be good in the world again and that missed putt will be forgotten about eventually. That's the light that needs to illuminate the petty shit..

Originally Posted by Dillinger

the sheen has gone off the place for me now

ffs man you live in Pattaya and commute to Bangkok.


Go live in some place with mountains and waterfalls while still retaining Grab Food Delivery.

^Portland?.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Portland?

Dunno.

Can't get a visa to the US under me real name.

One of these guys is good enough for breakfast and a mid-morning snack.

‘One of these...guys’?

Jogged 8k before 7am today. Starving and 2 bananas and a bowl of muesli is okay but I would kill for an old fashioned diner steak and eggs plate..

Nice protein hit to kickstart the day.

That orange on the plate is just wrong!

Maybe in a glass of freshly squeezed. ..

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

That orange on the plate is just wrong!

California garnish.

Walking through Jomtien this am and I saw a sign for a Norwegian breakfast. I passed on it as it looked like puke on a plate.
Went to Surf Kitchen on the beach road. Mistake.
A full English was served and it had been cooked and left to get cold. I just stuck it on the next table as it was inedible. The young lady said her Thai breakfast was crap.
So we left leaving two plates of food uneaten. The waitresses didn't ask why. Zero customer service.

Orrens
My dream is becoming a nightmare.

Originally Posted by Orrens

Walking through Jomtien this am and I saw a sign for a Norwegian breakfast. I passed on it as it looked like puke on a plate.

Orrens
My dream is becoming a nightmare.

Ya see... it's not just my photography!

Those frozen sausages should be pixellated.

^ I'm more concerned with the solitary piece of toast and no mustard. How the fuck can you have sausages and bacon without Colmans?

Wrong 'uns you and Dil Midland types are.

^^^I'm simultaneously attracted to and revolted by that.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

toast and no mustard

You are not right in the head you

Originally Posted by Orrens

Walking through Jomtien this am and I saw a sign for a Norwegian breakfast. I passed on it as it looked like puke on a plate.
Went to Surf Kitchen on the beach road. Mistake.

You're new to Jomtien?.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

You are not right in the head you

I concur, the butters obviously gone native mixed up with some weird sense of nostalgia from 20 years ago.

The only sauce worthy of Dills Brown bullet Monty is HP Brown sauce.

Six months coming up.

Orrens
The source of the thunder.

F1 on, up early

^ A well balanced plate that one.

Good to see the Monster Munch there!

Cheers
Did you notice i sculpted the cheese to look like a decomposing Dill?

^ No ramen noodles or sushi mate?

No Need when you got the monster in the house.

Do you like the blue cheese portrait?